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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:00 pm
by trap
Rape her - that'll get the message across.
Nothing says "I'm a bit keen" like sex without consent.
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:05 pm
by spooKs
Trap wrote:Rape her - that'll get the message across.
Nothing says "I'm a bit keen" like sex without consent.
true say blud.
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:08 pm
by deamonds
spooKs wrote:Trap wrote:Rape her - that'll get the message across.
Nothing says "I'm a bit keen" like sex without consent.
true say blud.
not called rape, its called surprise sex, get it fucking right, i got a trial on monday
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:14 pm
by magma
deamonds wrote:spooKs wrote:Trap wrote:Rape her - that'll get the message across.
Nothing says "I'm a bit keen" like sex without consent.
true say blud.
not called rape, its called surprise sex, get it fucking right, i got a trial on monday
Yup, it's definitely NOT rape if you shout SURPRISE first.
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:43 pm
by miscreant
Magma wrote:deamonds wrote:spooKs wrote:Trap wrote:Rape her - that'll get the message across.
Nothing says "I'm a bit keen" like sex without consent.
true say blud.
not called rape, its called surprise sex, get it fucking right, i got a trial on monday
Yup, it's definitely NOT rape if you shout SURPRISE first.
its only rape if she makes it to court...
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:51 pm
by the wiggle baron
MiscreanT wrote:Magma wrote:deamonds wrote:spooKs wrote:Trap wrote:Rape her - that'll get the message across.
Nothing says "I'm a bit keen" like sex without consent.
true say blud.
not called rape, its called surprise sex, get it fucking right, i got a trial on monday
Yup, it's definitely NOT rape if you shout SURPRISE first.
its only rape if she makes it to court...
LOL to read that then look up at your avatar absoloutely killed me
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:47 am
by Pada
classic thread baron!
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:58 pm
by the wiggle baron
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH I am all kinds of smitten.
Had plans for tonight. And im talking big plans...big with a capital HUGE. Byron aint got shit on me, sounding like a crackhead 3 weeks into rehab trying to recite reasons why she should let me hug her forever.
Then scuppered at the last minute by a goddam Turkish woman!
She did bring/leave loads of drink though. So at least I got smashed.
smashy smashy.
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:44 am
by samantha g
The Wiggle Baron wrote:
LOL to read that then look up at your avatar absoloutely killed me
Haha hilarious
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:03 pm
by the wiggle baron
Holy shit, the time has come, im off over hers literally right now to say everything...
I am actually shaking like a leaf.
Oh my God, oh my God...Oh my God...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:06 pm
by ::g-sus::
Nah man you'll be fine....just dont say anything stupid. Oh, and no pressure.
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:07 pm
by did
good luck. make sure you beat off first, don't wanna go early on her
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:11 pm
by Pi-Krust
DID wrote:good luck. make sure you beat off first, don't wanna go early on her
Yeah that's sound advice right thurr man,also maybe a wee whiskey or some such fer dutch courage.Gwann matey!.
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:18 pm
by magma
Gwan son!
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:27 pm
by did
What's your number? I'm going to ring up, pretend to be your mum and tell you loudly to use protection.
My mum once did this but with shouting up my stairs. And I know she only did it to embarass me
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pm
by the wiggle baron
DID wrote:My mum once did this but with shouting up my stairs. And I know she only did it to embarass me
First off, she sounds fucking amazing.
But secondly...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Not exactly bad news, but once again...I have been scuppered by the same Turkish woman. She's absoloutely lovely, but is far too persistent in making me come in for a cup of tea when I didn't know she was there and had just asked Auria if she wanted to go for a wander...
...I had psyched myself up for this SO much too!
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:27 am
by sigbowls
thats funny you posted those mixes on nov 8
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:15 am
by the wiggle baron
sackmetropolis wrote:thats funny you posted those mixes on nov 8
Ehm...say what? lol
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:26 am
by LEQ
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo what happened?
A Turkish lady offered you tea and you said yes instead of declaring your undying love for Auria?
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:57 am
by cal
Come on Wiggles! Tell us what went down
