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faust.dtc wrote:Whats more unappealing is then catching a glimpse of myself in the reflection of the tv with my trousers round my ankles.

Only when the missus is out...otherwise she would be spitting it in the sink.

faust.dtc wrote:otherwise she would be spitting it in the sink.

faust.dtc wrote: Only when the missus is out...otherwise she would be spitting it in the sink.

i feel the pain on this

oprs wrote:

faust.dtc wrote: Only when the missus is out...otherwise she would be spitting it in the sink.

i feel the pain on this

I once tried to trick her by not telling her and then holding her nose. She didnt like it and it took a while for her to trust me again.

done this to someone.
lets just say
she ended up puking it back on my stomach

There is some serious money to be made in America from red plastic cups. Every party seems to have them.

If you take photos of yourself with no shirt on and use it as a facebook profile picture. You're a dickhead.

Dunno why I rewatch Gervais' Extras every now and again. Near the end of the second series I feel like hanging myself then wonder why all the characters don't just hang themselves. But then the end happens, and I just turn into a massive girl and get emotional.

mVI wrote:Dunno why I rewatch Gervais' Extras every now and again. Near the end of the second series I feel like hanging myself then wonder why all the characters don't just hang themselves. But then the end happens, and I just turn into a massive girl and get emotional.

There's always the Christmas Special..

faust.dtc wrote:There is some serious money to be made in America from red plastic cups. Every party seems to have them.

AMEN

LACE wrote:

mVI wrote:Dunno why I rewatch Gervais' Extras every now and again. Near the end of the second series I feel like hanging myself then wonder why all the characters don't just hang themselves. But then the end happens, and I just turn into a massive girl and get emotional.

There's always the Christmas Special..

That's the one that turns me into a girl

faust.dtc wrote:Porn is so unappealing after I shoot my load but at least it doesnt want a cuddle afterwards.

faust.dtc wrote:Whats more unappealing is then catching a glimpse of myself in the reflection of the tv with my trousers round my ankles.

faust.dtc wrote: Only when the missus is out...otherwise she would be spitting it in the sink.

Im yet to see a good looking somalian girl.

faust.dtc wrote:Im yet to see a good looking somalian girl.

And vice versa..
But I swear like over half of them have their face covered so you'll never really know.

Haha that reminds me, passing through topshop or something last week and this woman in the full burka was buying laced thongs at the checkout.
Took me a minute to comprehend

^ hahahaha that's ledge!

i've never been able to work out if breakage is mixed race, albino or white

oski wrote:i've never been able to work out if breakage is mixed race, albino or white

Maybe you should ask him.

oski wrote:i've never been able to work out if breakage is mixed race, albino or white

He reminds me of a mixed race Steve O

herbalicious wrote:

oski wrote:i've never been able to work out if breakage is mixed race, albino or white

Maybe you should ask him.

pass.. he might be sensitive about it
how many times you walked up to somebody and asked what race they were?