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Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:43 pm
by dubfordessert
whatevs :corndance:

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:53 am
by ehbes
fuck it, I'm using a pre made loop

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:12 am
by Hircine
ultraspatial wrote:I find it hard because I love smoking. Didn't even bother drinking until a good few months after I broke edge.
I always enjoyed smoking (cigs > ganja) more than drinking :Q: :Q: , but I'm done with it. Don't want to be addicted to shit and don't want to support a crime civil war.

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:55 am
by ehbes

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:01 am
by Molzie
Shanghaiist cheekily notes that doctors reminded the public that it's not the size of the dildo but what you do with it that counts.
classic doctor humor :lol:

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:03 am
by dickman69
made me think of this


Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:19 am
by sigbowls
i bet the guy in the halo suit is link

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:23 am
by jayladders
dubfordessert wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:
dubfordessert wrote:has the whole cheating thing come out yet?
:roll:
Nah, but I'm done with that.
you're rolling YOUR eyes at the fact you haven't told your gf you cheated on her?

lol.

but you're "done with it" so that's all that matters huh?

fucking pathetic. i hope she dumps your ass anyway.
Sorry ultra but I agree here. Cheating is a horrible thing to do

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:39 am
by idontreallygiveashit
Hircine wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:I find it hard because I love smoking. Didn't even bother drinking until a good few months after I broke edge.
I always enjoyed smoking (cigs > ganja) more than drinking :Q: :Q: , but I'm done with it. Don't want to be addicted to shit and don't want to support a crime civil war.
See, im in slightly different boat - i dont enjoy smoking but im always looking to support a good crime civil war, so i just put up with the addiction

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:46 am
by jayladders
idontreallygiveashit wrote:
Hircine wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:I find it hard because I love smoking. Didn't even bother drinking until a good few months after I broke edge.
I always enjoyed smoking (cigs > ganja) more than drinking :Q: :Q: , but I'm done with it. Don't want to be addicted to shit and don't want to support a crime civil war.
See, im in slightly different boat - i dont enjoy smoking but im always looking to support a good crime civil war, so i just put up with the addiction
Hahahahahaha

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:56 am
by BonerJams04
ehbrums1 wrote:fuck it, I'm using a pre made loop
BLASPHEMY

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:18 am
by wub
Molzie wrote:
Shanghaiist cheekily notes that doctors reminded the public that it's not the size of the dildo but what you do with it that counts.
classic doctor humor :lol:


Missus told me a story how she was on call at a London hospital once and they had this massive biker type guy come in with something stuck up his arse. They lax'd him up, got the forceps out and could see something purple but couldn't get it.

In the end, had to do a colonoscopy (cutting his intestines open) to remove it. Was a double ended dildo as long as the surgeons forearm. The guy had folded it in half with both tips up his arse when he'd pushed too far and it had 'sprung' open inside him. The OR team were in fits of laughter, taking pics of it with their phones etc, some of which ended up being made into a presentation at some meeting my GF attended later in the month.

Sex toys are expensive, and it's NHS procedure (apparently) to not throw them away, so they left it in a clear plastic sterile bag next to his bed for when he woke up. His missus was this tiny blonde Eastern European bird who was apparently quite sympathetic about what had happened. His mates kept coming into visit him (all massive biker blokes) and he told them all he was in to have his appendix removed.

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:19 am
by Phigure
^ that is absolutely hysterical

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:21 am
by Forum
wub wrote: The guy had folded it in half with both tips up his arse when he'd pushed too far and it had 'sprung' open inside him.
:corncry:

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:21 am
by mIrReN
Not used to weed anymore damn, couple of hits gets me high as fuck..
Also bitches suck. (no offense/disrespect intended)

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:22 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
southstar wrote:
wub wrote: The guy had folded it in half with both tips up his arse when he'd pushed too far and it had 'sprung' open inside him.
:corncry:
innit.

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:41 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
still really confused as to why temazepam is giving me anxiety problems.... surely it should remove said problems =\

fuck you body!

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:43 am
by jayladders
Nevalo wrote:still really confused as to why temazepam is giving me anxiety problems.... surely it should remove said problems =\

fuck you body!
dude i posted somewhere saying why. do NOT take it in conjunction with diazepam, they just cancel out the little positive effects and combine for a clusterfuck of unnecessary chemicals floating around your brain. just stop taking them

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:47 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
yea i havent had any diazepam since i was perscribed the temazepam.
my docotor specifically said " DO NOT TAKE THEM TOGETHER " which was enough to scare me into putting them in the back of my drug cabinet lol

Re: Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:50 am
by Forum
Had it in my head for some reason that Lone - Galaxy garden was garbage, just had a listen through and its a peach :i: