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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:54 am
by jameshk
The plot thickens, turned out i must've done far too much k when I got in, apparantly I fell over twice according to my parents and just zoned out. bruises on my knee and a massive cut down my back. tried saying it was just alcohol to my parents, apparantly they havn't seen any alcohol which is in powder form which was all over my face....oops
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:01 pm
by Neptune
One of my best friends said he liked me last night. Said he could see us having kids. Fuck that.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:08 pm
by wub
Neptune wrote:One of my best friends said he liked me last night. Said he could see us having kids. Fuck that.
Was it a matter of fact admittance, or a fucked up sloppy admittance?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:29 pm
by DRTY
jameshk wrote:tried saying it was just alcohol to my parents, apparantly they havn't seen any alcohol which is in powder form which was all over my face....oops

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:29 pm
by Neptune
wub wrote:Neptune wrote:One of my best friends said he liked me last night. Said he could see us having kids. Fuck that.
Was it a matter of fact admittance, or a fucked up sloppy admittance?
I don't even know. I'm gonna palm it off on the alcohol, but I don't even think he was drinking when he told me

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:31 pm
by wub
Neptune wrote:wub wrote:Neptune wrote:One of my best friends said he liked me last night. Said he could see us having kids. Fuck that.
Was it a matter of fact admittance, or a fucked up sloppy admittance?
I don't even know. I'm gonna palm it off on the alcohol, but I don't even think he was drinking when he told me

Take it as a compliment and move on
Unless he was inferring you had firm, child bearing hips.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:45 pm
by Neptune
wub wrote:Neptune wrote:wub wrote:Neptune wrote:One of my best friends said he liked me last night. Said he could see us having kids. Fuck that.
Was it a matter of fact admittance, or a fucked up sloppy admittance?
I don't even know. I'm gonna palm it off on the alcohol, but I don't even think he was drinking when he told me

Take it as a compliment and move on
Unless he was inferring you had firm, child bearing hips.
Yeah, I guess it's a compliment. Just came as a massive surprise.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:46 pm
by wub
Neptune wrote:wub wrote:Neptune wrote:wub wrote:Neptune wrote:One of my best friends said he liked me last night. Said he could see us having kids. Fuck that.
Was it a matter of fact admittance, or a fucked up sloppy admittance?
I don't even know. I'm gonna palm it off on the alcohol, but I don't even think he was drinking when he told me

Take it as a compliment and move on
Unless he was inferring you had firm, child bearing hips.
Yeah, I guess it's a compliment. Just came as a massive surprise.
Hips don't lie.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:46 pm
by jameshk
DRTY wrote:jameshk wrote:tried saying it was just alcohol to my parents, apparantly they havn't seen any alcohol which is in powder form which was all over my face....oops

Oh man, this hearing the list of stuff i've done last night. I really fucked up.
just say neiiggh!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:52 pm
by antipode
most things.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:17 pm
by DRTY
wub wrote:Neptune wrote:
Yeah, I guess it's a compliment. Just came as a massive surprise.
Hips don't lie.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:21 pm
by brasco
accumulators going down the pan already
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:27 pm
by Phigure
made myself a breakfast quesadilla and i burnt myself on the pan...
on the other hand though, this is delicious
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:45 pm
by faust.dtc
Got given a Sodastream as a gift, just used it for the first time, didnt screw the bottle on properly, Koolaid everywhere.
Nostalgia fail...
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:43 pm
by pikeymobile
Irritable bowels have been unbelievably painful all day and I've had to bin off camping with my best mate in his last weekend before he moves to America. Normally a load of codeine and ganj would get me through the night if it was a house party but I can't be running off every 45 minutes minutes to shit out mucousy diarrhoea in the wet forest whilst in agony.
Feels bad man.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:48 pm
by jameshk
pikeymobile wrote:Irritable bowels have been unbelievably painful all day and I've had to bin off camping with my best mate in his last weekend before he moves to America. Normally a load of codeine and ganj would get me through the night if it was a house party but I can't be running off every 45 minutes minutes to shit out mucousy diarrhoea in the wet forest whilst in agony.
Feels bad man.
Got IBS myself. I feel your pain that must be horrible.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:00 pm
by clifford_-

the fact im sitting at home stroking the cat after going out for a harvester.
instead of drinking dragon stout at DMZ....

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:14 pm
by pikeymobile
jameshk wrote:pikeymobile wrote:Irritable bowels have been unbelievably painful all day and I've had to bin off camping with my best mate in his last weekend before he moves to America. Normally a load of codeine and ganj would get me through the night if it was a house party but I can't be running off every 45 minutes minutes to shit out mucousy diarrhoea in the wet forest whilst in agony.
Feels bad man.
Got IBS myself. I feel your pain that must be horrible.
Eurgh yeah it's shit. I know bare people who have it and all they get is shit loads of diarrhoea and the odd mild pain. Mine is almost entirely super severe pain but probably only like 2 poos a day on average. In the past couple of years it's changed loads though, starts with a quite severe pain in my lower left abdomen, then i'll go have a shit which looks like it's made up of more mucous than actual poo, then insanely painful spasms for about 10 minutes afterwards. Usually that'll be all for at least 24 hours, but on rare occasions like today it's happening like every hour.
The pain is so much worse than when I broke two ribs causing my lung to collapse, which I used to think was the pinnacle of pain. I take mebeverine daily but it does nothing. Even had a colonoscopy and gastroscopy to see if it was crohn's (the doctors thought it was this as it runs in my family and by how severe the pain was) but that came up negative luckily. My one auntie who has it says her crohn's is much worse than child birth when it gets bad.
How's yours?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:40 pm
by jameshk
pikeymobile wrote:jameshk wrote:pikeymobile wrote:Irritable bowels have been unbelievably painful all day and I've had to bin off camping with my best mate in his last weekend before he moves to America. Normally a load of codeine and ganj would get me through the night if it was a house party but I can't be running off every 45 minutes minutes to shit out mucousy diarrhoea in the wet forest whilst in agony.
Feels bad man.
Got IBS myself. I feel your pain that must be horrible.
Eurgh yeah it's shit. I know bare people who have it and all they get is shit loads of diarrhoea and the odd mild pain. Mine is almost entirely super severe pain but probably only like 2 poos a day on average. In the past couple of years it's changed loads though, starts with a quite severe pain in my lower left abdomen, then i'll go have a shit which looks like it's made up of more mucous than actual poo, then insanely painful spasms for about 10 minutes afterwards. Usually that'll be all for at least 24 hours, but on rare occasions like today it's happening like every hour.
The pain is so much worse than when I broke two ribs causing my lung to collapse, which I used to think was the pinnacle of pain. I take mebeverine daily but it does nothing. Even had a colonoscopy and gastroscopy to see if it was crohn's (the doctors thought it was this as it runs in my family and by how severe the pain was) but that came up negative luckily. My one auntie who has it says her crohn's is much worse than child birth when it gets bad.
How's yours?
That sounds savage, hope you get some releif.
Mine's not as bad as you, its mostly stress related, it can get pretty bad at times. stay strong!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:00 pm
by mVI
clifford_- wrote:
the fact im sitting at home stroking the cat after going out for a harvester.
instead of drinking dragon stout at DMZ....

Fuck.
My brain had blocked the memory that I was supposed to be at DMZ tonight
