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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:55 pm
by elbe
granted, shes decided to stay near you, but she breaks up with you and starts going out with your dad instead.
i wish it was 5.30 already
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:03 pm
by tuck
Granted but it's 5/30 and you've gone back in time to May 30th and you have to do the last 3 and a half weeks work all over again.
I wish I had a dog
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:06 pm
by swomp
granted but it will eat all your dinner
I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:09 pm
by pdomino
swamp wrote:granted but it will eat all your dinner
I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world
Granted, but its in a 6 foot ice block.
I wish I was in the Netherlands.
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:34 pm
by theevilgirl
pdomino wrote:swamp wrote:granted but it will eat all your dinner
I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world
Granted, but its in a 6 foot ice block.
I wish I was in the Netherlands.
you are but ur stuck on a bus with 50 old ladies and youre heading to some village far from human existance....
i wish i didnt see what i saw last night.
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:36 pm
by pdomino
TheEvilGirl wrote:pdomino wrote:swamp wrote:granted but it will eat all your dinner
I wish I had the coolest lighter in the world
Granted, but its in a 6 foot ice block.
I wish I was in the Netherlands.
you are but ur stuck on a bus with 50 old ladies and youre heading to some village far from human existance....
i wish i didnt see what i saw last night.
Granted, but now your blind.
I wish I could legally drive.
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:46 pm
by bellybelle
pdomino wrote:I wish I could legally drive.
granted, but you can't afford insurance or gas so it doesn't matter
i wish it were august already...
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:09 pm
by badger
granted but an outbreak of swine flu has destroyed the whole world's pig herds and the only bacon left in the world is sold for thousands of pounds to the world's richest people
i wish it hadn't decided to be shit weather on my birthday when it was lovely at the start of the week
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:12 pm
by dr ddd
badger wrote:granted but an outbreak of swine flu has destroyed the whole world's pig herds and the only bacon left in the world is sold for thousands of pounds to the world's richest people
i wish it hadn't decided to be shit weather on my birthday when it was lovely at the start of the week
granted - you come down to brighton where it's beautiful and hot n sunny but u get me for company
i wish i could have a cold shower right now
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:14 pm
by bellybelle
dr ddd wrote:i wish i could have a cold shower right now
granted but the water consists of baby seal tears who were about to be clubbed.
I wish I had a bacon farm....not a pig farm....a bacon farm
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:16 pm
by swomp
Granted, but its tesco value bacon farm
I wish I had a tectonic t-shirt
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:18 pm
by elbe
granted, but you can't farm bacon and so have to declair bankrupcy, ruining your credit rating and any chance of borrowing money in the future, this depresses you and you turn to drugs and booze for comfort, eventually developing a dependancy and so becoming a prosi to pay for ur dirty habbits.
I wish bacon could be farmed so this wouldn't happen.
edit. damn and blast, too slow
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:19 pm
by fixation
granted, but its too big!
i wish i had a time machine
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:20 pm
by swomp
Granted, but you can only travel forwards
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ... And a six four Impala
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:21 pm
by bellybelle
Fixation wrote:granted, but its too big!
i wish i had a time machine
hehehe eLBe you rock
granted, it transported you back to the Dinosaur era and just as you step out, you get mauled by a T-Rex
I wish I could move objects with my mind!
edited....awwww now I'm too slow.
"I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ... And a six four Impala"
granted, the rabbit pops out, beats you up, and 64 Impalas jump out right there to squash whatevers left of your.....berries...
Still wishin to be move things with my mind...
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:25 pm
by elbe
granted, you can move your arms, legs, eyes head etc etc.
I wish I could type super fast
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:26 pm
by bellybelle
eLBe wrote:granted, you can move your arms, legs, eyes head etc etc.
I wish I could type super fast
granted you type so fast you spontaneously combust
i wish that baby on eLBe's av would go to AA
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:27 pm
by fixation
granted but youre fingers are wearing down into stumps as you type away.
i wish i could get un-mutilated by the t-rex
edit: damn at being too slow!
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:30 pm
by elbe
granted, gone to AA, but gets hooked on heroin as a replacement
granted, you are mutilated by a fire instead
I wish I had another break
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:32 pm
by bellybelle
eLBe wrote:granted, gone to AA, but gets hooked on heroin as a replacement
granted, you are mutilated by a fire instead
I wish I had another break
whoa eLBe with the wrap up!
Granted, that "break" happens in your thigh, caught on youtube, and posted here for people to laugh at and shudder
I wish I had some luminol so I could see what fluids were spilled in hotel rooms before I sat down