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Electric_Head wrote:what ever happened to smoking a joint or a bowl for a good high?
shits getting real

wub wrote:

magma wrote:My Dad met a bloke the other week (he was 'vetting' new members for a Gentleman's Club he belongs to - not that kind of Gentleman's Club)

Well, of course it's that type of Gentleman's Club.

The trend of politely referring to the uber-rich in America as "Job Creators" so that people assume they're beautiful and generous pillars of society rather than amoral jackals ripping at the soft underbelly of vulnerable people forced to accept work for less than the value of their labour.

i have the most anoying roomate, 7am- 11am i have to listen to a alarm go off randomly. i wish i had a door

waited a week for my monitors to come back from repair and then they broke again with the same fault within 30 minutes.

alesis are all shit

signals wrote:i have the most anoying roomate, 7am- 11am i have to listen to a alarm go off randomly. i wish i had a door

i would like to address a few things in your post:

A) the annoying thing is surely the alarm, not the roomate

B) i dont think he would be "the most annoying" roomate, seeing as you didnt even finish that sentence and put some sort of stratification on it i can only assume it means the most annoying room mate in the all of existence, past future and present all at once... i doubt you have the most annoying roomate ever to have lived

C) i doubt the alarm is going off "randomly", its most likely programmed to go off at specific times, if it just goes off at random it's a pretty shit alarm

D) the morning is not really that anti-social a time to have an alarm going off, if anything it's the time you would expect an alarm to go off

E) Get a door and then this won't be an issue, if anything your annoyance is entirely your own fault due to your lack of a door

F) Jim can't spell roommate.

particle-jim wrote:

signals wrote:i have the most anoying roomate, 7am- 11am i have to listen to a alarm go off randomly. i wish i had a door

i would like to address a few things in your post:

A) the annoying thing is surely the alarm, not the roomate

B) i dont think he would be "the most annoying" roomate, seeing as you didnt even finish that sentence and put some sort of stratification on it i can only assume it means the most annoying room mate in the all of existence, past future and present all at once... i doubt you have the most annoying roomate ever to have lived

C) i doubt the alarm is going off "randomly", its most likely programmed to go off at specific times, if it just goes off at random it's a pretty shit alarm

D) the morning is not really that anti-social a time to have an alarm going off, if anything it's the time you would expect an alarm to go off

E) Get a door and then this won't be an issue, if anything your annoyance is entirely your own fault due to your lack of a door

Told.

wub wrote:F) Jim can't spell roommate.

Neither can Signals.

signals wrote:i have the most anoying roomate

Mehlovich wrote:

PinUp wrote:Been working in london for 2 days and I'm already shouting at strangers who stand on the left of the escalator!

fucking hate this!! I have missed the metro for three days in a row because of stupid tourists standing on the left...

No, you missed it because you didn't leave early enough.

its a one bedroom and he talks to himself, how can you get more anoying then that?

signals wrote:its a one bedroom and he talks to himself, how can you get more anoying then that?

Sounds cosy.

Have you considered smothering him with a pillow?

signals wrote:its a one bedroom and he talks to himself, how can you get more anoying then that?

he could leave his toenail clippings in your bed and wander about the house in suspenders and a bra when you have people over

that'd be more annoying

He could permanently hum a constant tone making you think you've got tinitus.

I originally typo'd this as "He could permanently bum" which might also have worked.

Imagine if he sat around in his pants sheering sheep all day and leaving the wool all over your bed.

pikeymobile wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:what ever happened to smoking a joint or a bowl for a good high?
shits getting real

Cos you can buy a gram of things like phenazepam legally off the internet for £50 which is around 500-1000 individual doses.
The increasingly tougher drug laws are just driving people to often waaaay more dangerous, easier to get hold of alternatives, hence everyone going mental over drone despite it being a shit alternative to mdma.

i dont get it to be honest. one of my best mates for the last 10+ years is going through the mill with all that shit at the moment. its touch and go as to whether our relationship will continue as i havent seen him for maybe 6 months when he hasnt AT LEAST had a slight slur but sometimes he cant even hold his own head up. a couple of weeks ago he came over with a few mates to watch a film, everyone else had a few beers and he just kept sneaking off to the toilet to do bumps of that mxe or whtever its called. within a few hours he couldnt walk, talk, get himself to the toilet, stop spit from dribbling down his chin etc etc. this was on a wednesday night when everyone else had had a couple of stubby's and 2 bun on a spliff. later he couldn't find his way out of my house that he's been over to at least 30 times...

i've had enough of trying to help him, if he cant help himself first then we're done.

\rant

Bellends with fireworks, hope they blow their fucking wankin-spanners off. And if you are reading this and you think 'it's just harmless fun', I hope you do to.

Can of Oranjeboom won't open, the ring-pull's bent.

inb4 "that's a good thing".

So many good games coming up - so little money

magma wrote:The trend of politely referring to the uber-rich in America as "Job Creators" so that people assume they're beautiful and generous pillars of society rather than amoral jackals ripping at the soft underbelly of vulnerable people forced to accept work for less than the value of their labour.

word

Saints losing