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High tech equipment at work. Its like the fucking 80s in here:

southstar wrote:High tech equipment at work. Its like the fucking 80s in here:

Same ones we have in my office! haha

phone made me crease.

Mehlovich wrote:midleaged girls...

found this quite funny for some reason

MY FUCKING GLASSES FELL INTO A FUCKING RIVER

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:MY FUCKING GLASSES FELL INTO A FUCKING RIVER

i feel for you bro. everytime i get drunk it seems like i break a pair

Mehlovich wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:lol, I`d consider myself to be somewhat of a hippy but really not into astrology.
it sucks that he booted you for your star sign though

you still on rice n sweet chilli sauce?

I am yeah, hard times!

Luckily I can keep my job for at least a month or two. - Now i just need to find a place to live. Which by the way is nearly impossible in CPH as everything thats on the market gets like 100+ applicants, and I as a 21 year old male isn't the most attractive person to the owners. They prefer non-smoking midleaged girls...

Harsh dude
I hope things come right.

Just had a meeting request through at work - some twat has scheduled an hours worth of new system testing at 5pm on a Friday

gf is asleep beside me. bare ass on my leg and farts.

jameshk wrote:

southstar wrote:High tech equipment at work. Its like the fucking 80s in here:

Same ones we have in my office! haha

and me hahaha!
is that an ocd thing to have your barclays card reader in bubble wrap? or just new?


anyway handful of friends are getting Dre Beats in ear headphones like the mugs they are, one of them is paying £100 for a pair, last night i said

me-
"why would you pay that much for in ear headphones when you could get 10 sets of hmv own for that and get about 3 months out of each pair?"

him-
"well hmv don't sit in yours ears nice do they?"

me-
"you know you're paying for the brand dont you?"

him-
"what do you mean 'brand'? you know the wire feels really nice don't you, and they've got built in sub"


at that point i gave up

brettheaslewood wrote:and they've got built in sub"

epochalypso wrote:

Mehlovich wrote:midleaged girls...

found this quite funny for some reason

Whats the word for it then?
30+ girls.

Mehlovich wrote:

epochalypso wrote:

Mehlovich wrote:midleaged girls...

found this quite funny for some reason

Whats the word for it then?
30+ girls.

Woman?

LA_Boxers wrote:

Mehlovich wrote:

epochalypso wrote:

Mehlovich wrote:midleaged girls...

found this quite funny for some reason

Whats the word for it then?
30+ girls.

Woman?

isn't 30+ old these days?

wub wrote:

You ever taken a shit after sniffing a large quantity of these?

It literally falls out of your butt crack like a 20 stone freefall skydiver.

At least thats what I heard.........

LA_Boxers wrote:

Mehlovich wrote:

epochalypso wrote:

Mehlovich wrote:midleaged girls...

found this quite funny for some reason

Whats the word for it then?
30+ girls.

Woman?

Right but I guess a girl thats older than 18 would be considered a woman as well?
And thats not the ones they prefer. The prefer the older ones. whatever

edit: The word I was looking for is "Middle-aged". English is difficult

Nah 30 aint old...........says the 26 year old.


Edit:-

IMO -
0 - 25 - Girls
25 - 40 - Women
40 - 60 - Ladies
60+ - Old Ladies

Also Brett.........You on corrupt on the 6th Nov??

JFK wrote:

wub wrote:

You ever taken a shit after sniffing a large quantity of these?

It literally falls out of your butt crack like a 20 stone freefall skydiver.

At least thats what I heard.........

No, though I did once accidentally pour half a bottle up an ex-girlfriend's nose whilst fucking her.

Things that pissed you off today:
Only a few days in on dubstepish forum,
And another rude #%*$^ *%#{$@!