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Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:29 pm**

granted, but you feel so superior to all the other people on the internets who fail at spelling that you can't stand to be on the same forum as them, and upon entering the real world you realise how bad everyone else is at spelling and you end up joining a cult based on the twin pillars of perfect spelling and daily beatings

i wish i was in a spelling based cult

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:39 pm**

badger wrote:granted, but you feel so superior to all the other people on the internets who fail at spelling that you can't stand to be on the same forum as them, and upon entering the real world you realise how bad everyone else is at spelling and you end up joining a cult based on the twin pillars of perfect spelling and daily beatings

i wish i was in a spelling based cult

Granted, but on a slightly hungover and tired morning, you spell manouevre wrong, and are killed horribly.

I wish everything was as it was a year ago.

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:41 pm**

granted but means you haven't met me yet

i wish i was a bit less awesome

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:43 pm**

badger wrote:granted but means you haven't met me yet

i wish i was a bit less awesome

Granted. You now have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I wish the girl at work wasn't going on holiday for 3 weeks.

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:47 pm**

granted, she is going for 5

I wish i could have come up with something less obvious

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:55 pm**

granted, but that would mean you had wit and wouldn't be you anymore

i wish i could think up a corruption that doesn't involve insulting people. actually.... i don't. i wish for a plague of donuts to rain down on eLBe

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:57 pm**

granted. lets leave it at that coz I'm feeling a bit pekish

I wish I could be arsed to do some excercise after work. (specially after all these donuts)

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:11 pm**

eLBe wrote:granted. lets leave it at that coz I'm feeling a bit pekish

I wish I could be arsed to do some excercise after work. (specially after all these donuts)

granted but you become exercise obsessed and stair machine till you drop dead.

i wish i could rewind a bit and not completely sabotage the really nice thing i just royally fucked up in one foul swoop

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:37 pm**

kamala wrote:
eLBe wrote:granted. lets leave it at that coz I'm feeling a bit pekish

I wish I could be arsed to do some excercise after work. (specially after all these donuts)

granted but you become exercise obsessed and stair machine till you drop dead.

i wish i could rewind a bit and not completely sabotage the really nice thing i just royally fucked up in one foul swoop

granted, but you learn nothing and are doomed to repeat.

I wish chinese food would deliver without a $15 minimum

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:49 pm**

bellybelle wrote:
kamala wrote:
eLBe wrote:granted. lets leave it at that coz I'm feeling a bit pekish

I wish I could be arsed to do some excercise after work. (specially after all these donuts)

granted but you become exercise obsessed and stair machine till you drop dead.

i wish i could rewind a bit and not completely sabotage the really nice thing i just royally fucked up in one foul swoop

granted, but you learn nothing and are doomed to repeat.

I wish chinese food would deliver without a $15 minimum

granted but you end up spending 15$ anyway and find roaches in your chow mein.

for the record this WAS a repeat

i wish i could stop repeating the same fucking life scenario

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:02 pm**

kamala wrote: granted but you end up spending 15$ anyway and find roaches in your chow mein.

for the record this WAS a repeat

i wish i could stop repeating the same fucking life scenario

granted but then you are doomed to someone else's cycles of repeat with something a bit more dire, like, er......takin care of kids you can't afford but not being able to get out of debt enough to be able to help

I wish growth spurts weren't so painful

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:38 pm**

bellybelle wrote:
granted but then you are doomed to someone else's cycles of repeat with something a bit more dire, like, er......takin care of kids you can't afford but not being able to get out of debt enough to be able to help

I wish growth spurts weren't so painful

Granted but I don't understand what you just said...

I wish I could bang each girl from each country... (besides Malawi - no offense)

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:35 pm**

RaposaNegra wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
granted but then you are doomed to someone else's cycles of repeat with something a bit more dire, like, er......takin care of kids you can't afford but not being able to get out of debt enough to be able to help

I wish growth spurts weren't so painful
Granted but I don't understand what you just said...

I wish I could bang each girl from each country... (besides Malawi - no offense)

Granted, but you have to do it forcefully and get caned for rape in Indonesia, coincidentally your first stop. The caning kills you.

I wish I knew interesting girls.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:32 am**

DJelements wrote:
RaposaNegra wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
granted but then you are doomed to someone else's cycles of repeat with something a bit more dire, like, er......takin care of kids you can't afford but not being able to get out of debt enough to be able to help

I wish growth spurts weren't so painful
Granted but I don't understand what you just said...

I wish I could bang each girl from each country... (besides Malawi - no offense)
Granted, but you have to do it forcefully and get caned for rape in Indonesia, coincidentally your first stop. The caning kills you.

I wish I knew interesting girls.

granted but they dont like you.

I wish I was named 'Jimmy Ricard'

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:34 am**

tempest wrote:
DJelements wrote:
RaposaNegra wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
granted but then you are doomed to someone else's cycles of repeat with something a bit more dire, like, er......takin care of kids you can't afford but not being able to get out of debt enough to be able to help

I wish growth spurts weren't so painful
Granted but I don't understand what you just said...

I wish I could bang each girl from each country... (besides Malawi - no offense)
Granted, but you have to do it forcefully and get caned for rape in Indonesia, coincidentally your first stop. The caning kills you.

I wish I knew interesting girls.
granted but they dont like you.

I wish I was named 'Jimmy Ricard'

Granted, but everybody still calls you a tnuc.

I wish people read my blog, which is surprisingly well-written, coming from me.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:15 am**

granted, but everyone who reads it hates it and you become the most hated person on the planet and have to enter a goverment protection programme, are no longer allowed on the web or outside of your house. this isolation slowly drives you insane and you end up thinking that the furniture is taunting you. You flip out and smash up eveything in the house but get some really nasty splinters and end up having to have all your limbs amputated. This makes getting up and down the stairs very difficult one day you loose your balance and fall down the stairs breaking you back, paralysing yourself from the neck down and horrifically scarring you face through friction burns. the doctors manage to keep you alive by transplanting your mind into a robot body, you become almost superhuman and everybody loves you, unfortunatly you cannot feel anything and you end up living for thousands of years in a souless isolated existance.

I wish there were more interesting post on this forum for me to get involved with.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:26 am**

granted, but even though there's interesting things to talk about it, the majority of people on here couldn't give a flying fuck (whatever one of those is - i bet superman knows though the randy bugger). oh wait that doesn't really seem to be much different to know does it?

i wish for the return of shonkmaster flash

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:30 am**

eLBe wrote:granted, but drunk on their own success they launch the amada agin, this time succesfully taking over the UK and then expanding to rule the world in their colonial hands, and have a major resurrection of flamenco. now the only music you can listen ot or make has to be flamenco.

i wish I had figured out how to make badger a lifetime long enemy earlier.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:32 am**

granted, but he has become a born again christian and spends all his time turning threads into oppertunities to preach his new faith and regularly pm's you to ask you what you have done for god lately.

I wish I could think of something interesting to discuss instead of complaining about the lack of interesting things to discuss

pdomino wrote:
eLBe wrote:granted, but drunk on their own success they launch the amada agin, this time succesfully taking over the UK and then expanding to rule the world in their colonial hands, and have a major resurrection of flamenco. now the only music you can listen ot or make has to be flamenco.

i wish I had figured out how to make badger a lifetime long enemy earlier.

sorry, I ment flamingo (the bird) sounds much worse thatn flamenco.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:48 am**

my bad, Im 'that guy' that trips you up for dodgy spelling, when Im the one that got it wrong.

GRANTED : But now Badgers coming at you with the 'clan' and they've got waterbombs and catapults

I wish I have a work free day.

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