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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:37 pm
by bright maroon
..keeps me from going to jail...
I am definatly one to excuse myself to go scream into the void...
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:39 pm
by wub
Even the obsidian space of nothingness carries with it an echo.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:47 pm
by PinUp
Just remembered another one that the same friend has used a few times
"can i give you an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss but down under"
This one has never ended in disabled toilet fun.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 12:03 am
by crutch
Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 12:06 am
by mikey_g
Fancy going halves on a bastard?
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 12:07 am
by wobbles
crutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 1:23 am
by hifi
every conversation i've ever made in my life
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:09 am
by BonerJams04
hey. lets bone.
confidence is key
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:41 am
by pulsar
"show me your genitals."
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:46 am
by Mammoth
Reverb wrote:confidence is key
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 5:43 am
by bright maroon
jameshk wrote:So BM how would I do if I came up to you and said.
'Fancy playing my rusty trombone?'
>:D
I would inform you that I haven't had my tetanus booster...
but only after I've stared at you for awhile...
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:05 am
by wobbles
Im gonna puke
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:57 pm
by BonerJams04
wobbles wrote:Im gonna puke
kinky
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:38 pm
by herbs
Worst I've heard (not used) is "Excuse me, are you pregnant?"
"do ya wanna be?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:39 pm
by herbs
mikey g wrote:Fancy going halves on a bastard?
oh that is special
the worst outcome for that is a life of paying child support
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:09 am
by hubb
my cock is dead, may I bury it in your arsehole?
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:14 am
by Pedro Sánchez
mikey g wrote:Fancy going 3's on a bastard?
Get a mate involved to seal the deal. Prego Roulette.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:15 am
by wobbles
Raggles is puking again for the record. All over my toilet
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:57 pm
by therapist
hubb wrote:my cock is dead, may I bury it in your arsehole?
That is truly amazing.
Bravo.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:58 pm
by JTMMusicuk
therapist wrote:hubb wrote:my cock is dead, may I bury it in your arsehole?
That is truly amazing.
Bravo.
How did i miss that one hahahah
