Page 7 of 8
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:32 pm
by _boring
manillathrilla wrote:a girl told me i was handsome and cute at the bar last night then rubbed my chest n shit then i got nervous and blew it fml
im the opposite, its takes a lotttttttttt for a girl to wet my whistle these days. ive hooked up with a few girls since but it just seems so empty.
i suggest workin on your own career because all girls want in the end is money.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:37 pm
by 86.
the more this thread goes on the more I question the seriousness of the OP.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:42 pm
by defekt
86 position wrote:the more this thread goes on the more I question the seriousness of the OP.
he would be the ultimate troll
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:45 pm
by Pedobear
How old was she
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:45 pm
by the acid never lies
^
^
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:12 pm
by magma
86 position wrote:the more this thread goes on the more I question the seriousness of the OP.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:30 pm
by Neurotik
Pedobear wrote:How old was she
LMFAO!!
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:41 am
by manillathrilla
she was 23 and a half decent looker touched my nipple outside the shirt maybe accidentally though
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:47 am
by djelements
dubstepjustin wrote:Here's the thing i've noticed about women. They're all cool with you one minute, and the next they hate your guts.
Not really.
Not really at all.
You best be trolling.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:48 am
by manillathrilla
lets get some pics up on this thread who is with the hottest girl?
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:03 am
by surface_tension
My girl hasn't put out in quite some time. The other night I had this dream that I was banging a really hot chick and I started to cum, but unfortunately it was like 2 seconds into intercourse. And so I tried to hold back and woke up mid-load. Not only did I wake up from the dream prematurely, but I also was really mid-orgasm. Thus I missed out twice in the span of like 3 seconds on blowing the largest load imaginable either on or in this fine female specimen.
Or I could be making this up entirely.
Buy our records.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:55 am
by deepsteppa
dit
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:35 am
by particle-jim
after the girl i'd been with for about 3 yrs slept with one of my best friends on my birthday i turned to booze and weed and kept tryin 2 hit on the barmaid at my local and never succeeded coz im bare l33t
i haven't had sex in over half a year, wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:09 am
by magma
particle-jim wrote:after the girl i'd been with for about 3 yrs slept with one of my best friends on my birthday i turned to booze and weed and kept tryin 2 hit on the barmaid at my local and never succeeded coz im bare l33t
i haven't had sex in over half a year, wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Whenever I see your name I think of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNT8SMlqLJA
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:57 pm
by the acid never lies
surface_tension wrote:My girl hasn't put out in quite some time. The other night I had this dream that I was banging a really hot chick and I started to cum, but unfortunately it was like 2 seconds into intercourse. And so I tried to hold back and woke up mid-load. Not only did I wake up from the dream prematurely, but I also was really mid-orgasm. Thus I missed out twice in the span of like 3 seconds on blowing the largest load imaginable either on or in this fine female specimen.
Or I could be making this up entirely.
Buy our records.
Deal.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:59 pm
by the acid never lies
magma wrote:particle-jim wrote:after the girl i'd been with for about 3 yrs slept with one of my best friends on my birthday i turned to booze and weed and kept tryin 2 hit on the barmaid at my local and never succeeded coz im bare l33t
i haven't had sex in over half a year, wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Whenever I see your name I think of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNT8SMlqLJA
Like it! Triangle wins
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:50 pm
by swomp
surface_tension wrote:My girl hasn't put out in quite some time. The other night I had this dream that I was banging a really hot chick and I started to cum, but unfortunately it was like 2 seconds into intercourse. And so I tried to hold back and woke up mid-load. Not only did I wake up from the dream prematurely, but I also was really mid-orgasm. Thus I missed out twice in the span of like 3 seconds on blowing the largest load imaginable either on or in this fine female specimen.
Or I could be making this up entirely.
Buy our records.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:42 pm
by manillathrilla
i smashed this chick 6 times after hearing my girlfirned cheated on me once fair right?
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:29 pm
by gwa
Quite clear that this guy has more than one account.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:31 pm
by djelements
gwa wrote:Quite clear that this guy has more than one account.
Yerp.