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You dont make friends with salad! You dont make friends with salad!

Its alittle airborne, its still good its still good!

Can flash fry a buffallo in sixty seconds!
ohhhh but I want it nooooowwww

Too many quotes theres no way to pick a best episode!

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idontreallygiveashit wrote:Thread needs more Gifs.

I'd somehow forgotten Jasper





I can't find a video of him singing the theme from a summer place, but that's worth a mention.

MAN GETTING HIT BY FOOTBALL. YES.

all about when sideshow bob is stepping on the rakes. Used to laugh so hard at that when i was younger. I love the simpsons, have probably seen every episode at least 3 times lol

therapist wrote:I'd somehow forgotten Jasper

Weeeellll... If it ain't the tooth fairy...

Another classic moment:

One of my favourites is the one where Homer buys the 6ft long sub roll.

Marge: OOOH! Theres a new episode of [boring tv show]!
Homer: Sounds GREAT!
Marge: ...Oh my God you're delerious!

Johnlenham wrote:You dont make friends with salad! You dont make friends with salad!

Its alittle airborne, its still good its still good!

Can flash fry a buffallo in sixty seconds!
ohhhh but I want it nooooowwww

Too many quotes theres no way to pick a best episode!

also from that episode is one of my personal favorites:

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"


This or Stonecutters would get my vote.

CANYONEROOOOOO

Electric_Head wrote:

'hey chief, dont quit your day job . . . whatever that is'

i havent watched a new simposons episode since like 1999 so my opinion is invalid

^your opinion IS valid because new eps are shit, and that is right around the time the show went downhill.

maude: we're talking about s-e-x. In front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n

krusty: sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

"Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see...
[the floor is one big room, with windows all around]
Um, uh, well, uh...
Hank: [laughs] Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in walls.
Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat.
Homer: Mmm? [his hands are indeed empty]
[Hank is now wearing his coat]
Wow."

You Only Move Twice, best episode.

scottie584 wrote:"Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see...
[the floor is one big room, with windows all around]
Um, uh, well, uh...
Hank: [laughs] Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in walls.
Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat.
Homer: Mmm? [his hands are indeed empty]
[Hank is now wearing his coat]
Wow."

You Only Move Twice, best episode.

Homer: Do you have any sugar?
Hank: Sure Homer!
*reaches into pockets and pulls out two handfuls of loose sugar*
Hank: There you go, sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uhhhhh no...

scottie584 wrote:"Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see...
[the floor is one big room, with windows all around]
Um, uh, well, uh...
Hank: [laughs] Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don't believe in walls.
Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat.
Homer: Mmm? [his hands are indeed empty]
[Hank is now wearing his coat]
Wow."

You Only Move Twice, best episode.

THIS

Neptune wrote:maude: we're talking about s-e-x. In front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n

krusty: sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Can't believe this one hasn't been brought up yet:


And now I know what I will be doing all night.

how often do you brush ralph?

3 times a day sir!

WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES?!