Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:31 pm
Would absolutely love to bitch-slap a goat.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:10 am
I think I can count a Juggalo as an animal right?
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:32 am
I think I could take on a wild Skrillex myself.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:36 am
*Grass contains wild Skrillex*
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:43 am
I'd love to 'ave a go with a larger than average capybaras. I reckon one stiff toe punt to the chops and it'll be gone.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:29 am
i'd go for a shin kick to one of its front legslegend4ry wrote:I'd love to 'ave a go with a larger than average capybaras. I reckon one stiff toe punt to the chops and it'll be gone.
kick its legs right off
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:31 am
sweeping the leg didn`t work against the Karate kid, what are the chances it`ll work against a capybara?
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:34 am
Fuck, I'd love to boot a capybara... even just so I can film it and tell everyone that I found some shrinking potion and spend the day fucking up vicious rabbits.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:36 am
that`s like calling a badger a vicious rabbit
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:37 am
who said sweep??Electric_Head wrote:sweeping the leg didn`t work against the Karate kid, what are the chances it`ll work against a capybara?
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling
im talking about a brutal muay thai style shin strike to its lower front leg, separating it at the knee joint
then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:39 am
They're like huge rabbits that've been fucking huge Guinea Pigs!Electric_Head wrote:that`s like calling a badger a vicious rabbit
Also, badgers are mean as shit. I reckon I could take one, but I'd never manage a Flawless Victory... watch your ankles.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:41 am
Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:42 am
Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:44 am
Look at the tooth decay, feed the tnuc a Mars bar and smash them down his throat.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:46 am
you and dolphinsmagma wrote:Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
Apparently dolphins ejaculate at a speed of a 180 miles per hour which is faster than the top speed of most vehicles. I'm wondering, has anyone been killed by dolphins ejaculating?
Magma being dolphin-handled will add to that horrific statistic.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:51 am
never one to shy away from a chance to delivermagma wrote:Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:28 pm
Can I fight it human style? Slowly posioning it's environment until it loses it's fur and becomes sterile?Electric_Head wrote:Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:39 pm
I'm not sure if underhanded tactics like that count as bare handed.... 
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:40 pm
mVI wrote:Can I fight it human style? Slowly posioning it's environment until it loses it's fur and becomes sterile?Electric_Head wrote:Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:50 pm
magma wrote:Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
to both of you