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Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:02 pm
by BLAHBLAHJAH
gwa wrote:Well, yeah, it's blistering hot. Shame I can't afford sun tab cream as I'm already peeling a little!
A Freudian Cig :o

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:03 pm
by hugh
is this man your dad?

Image

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:04 pm
by gwa
damn auto correct!

hey, it's happy hour and the pints are €1

i'm gonns get arseholed, eat some chinese food and smoke tabs.

guys, seriously cough up so i can get some nose bag. or at least listen to my latest mix in my sig and stroke my ego..

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:17 pm
by gwa
Stuck here till Tuesday now. Oh well

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:19 pm
by AxeD
This is all a hoax to get ninjas to donate. He's well cosy in his house, sipping brandy.

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:20 pm
by hugh
yeah, pics or it didnt happen etc

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:27 pm
by gwa
yeah like it didn't happen...

Jesus Christ, i should of been on bbc3 'Brits stuck abroard'

I'm genuinly down from this whole situation.. want my mates more than anything. i also genuinly have a slight concern about my father..

it could be because I'm 6 pints in...

it could be because I'm stranded...

it could be because my boss is an emotionless tnuc and doesn't see how I could be even the slightest traumatised.

signed,

gwa, pissed, lonely, and only have facebook and SNH to keep me company.

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:36 pm
by chekov
how come you're stuck til tuesday now?

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:47 pm
by gwa
cos they don't deliver post on weekends.

fucj im arseholed

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:50 pm
by isiahfire
gwa wrote:yeah like it didn't happen...

Jesus Christ, i should of been on bbc3 'Brits stuck abroard'

I'm genuinly down from this whole situation.. want my mates more than anything. i also genuinly have a slight concern about my father..

it could be because I'm 6 pints in...

it could be because I'm stranded...

it could be because my boss is an emotionless tnuc and doesn't see how I could be even the slightest traumatised.

signed,

gwa, pissed, lonely, and only have facebook and SNH to keep me company.
Chin up son, there's nowt happening here. Think of the story you're gonna be able to tell when you get back.

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:51 pm
by chekov
oh shit it's friday init

that sucks, at least it sounds like its pretty cool out there i guess

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:55 pm
by gwa
yeah it's fuvkinh blistering mate, and I have the apartment to my sen.

COULD BE WORSE GUYS, COULD BE WORSE

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:21 pm
by Blenky
If I wasn't leaving leeds this weekend I'd buy you a pint when you got back

:Q:

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:14 am
by mikey_g
when you say your 'dad' took your passport do you actually mean 'hooker'? And when you say 'accidental took it to leeds' do you mean 'took it because you didnt have enough to pay'??? (again) :corntard:

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:22 am
by gwa
i always pay my women upfront and on time, what on earth are you on about?

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:34 am
by mikey_g
gwa wrote:i always pay my women upfront and on time, what on earth are you on about?
I must have you confused with someone else. It's badger that normally leaves women prematurely and unsatisfied.

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:35 am
by noam
mikey g wrote:
gwa wrote:i always pay my women upfront and on time, what on earth are you on about?
I must have you confused with someone else. It's badger that normally leaves women prematurely and unsatisfied.
BURRNNNNNNNNNN

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:36 am
by gwa
don't get me started on badger with girls!

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:37 am
by mikey_g
gwa wrote:don't get me started on badger with girls!

i wish badger would get started on girls

Re: I AM FUCKED (OVER 18's ONLY)

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:38 am
by gwa
me too, me too