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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:24 am
by wascal
Misk wrote:Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but they grow like a hamsters and you need to gnaw on wood to keep the length down
I wish my coffee brewed itself
granted, but your inanimate pot of coffee comes to life and becomes needy. after a while of feeling as if you're ignoring it too much, it finally decides to make a pot of coffee whilst your sleeping and pour the boiling hot drink on your face, thus, disfiguring yourself for life.
I wish I could bring in the members of Dead can Dance into a recording session for a week and record all the badass samples i could get.
Granted but they lost their instruments in transit and theres a week long powercut.
I wish there was a 24 hour shop on my street
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:32 am
by misk
wascal wrote:Misk wrote:Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but they grow like a hamsters and you need to gnaw on wood to keep the length down
I wish my coffee brewed itself
granted, but your inanimate pot of coffee comes to life and becomes needy. after a while of feeling as if you're ignoring it too much, it finally decides to make a pot of coffee whilst your sleeping and pour the boiling hot drink on your face, thus, disfiguring yourself for life.
I wish I could bring in the members of Dead can Dance into a recording session for a week and record all the badass samples i could get.
Granted but they lost their instruments in transit and theres a week long powercut.
I wish there was a 24 hour shop on my street
granted, but they only sell lederhosen, and old milk.
i wish i could get some music done.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:43 am
by showguns
Misk wrote:wascal wrote:Misk wrote:Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but they grow like a hamsters and you need to gnaw on wood to keep the length down
I wish my coffee brewed itself
granted, but your inanimate pot of coffee comes to life and becomes needy. after a while of feeling as if you're ignoring it too much, it finally decides to make a pot of coffee whilst your sleeping and pour the boiling hot drink on your face, thus, disfiguring yourself for life.
I wish I could bring in the members of Dead can Dance into a recording session for a week and record all the badass samples i could get.
Granted but they lost their instruments in transit and theres a week long powercut.
I wish there was a 24 hour shop on my street
granted, but they only sell lederhosen, and old milk.
i wish i could get some music done.
granted but your hardrive fails after you've completed it
i wish for another wish
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:52 am
by wascal
Granted but you get an album by the Cure from the early 90s
I wish the smoking ban was no longer in effect in clubs
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:11 am
by jolly wailer
Granted but the government puts a prohibition on alcohol and clubs only serve cod liver oil
I wish I could take the week off and go to Osaka again
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:04 pm
by dumb
Jolly Wailer wrote:Granted but the government puts a prohibition on alcohol and clubs only serve cod liver oil
I wish I could take the week off and go to Osaka again
Granted, but you will spend your week molesting twelve year old otaku boys .
I wish I found motivation.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:20 pm
by guerillaeye
Dumb wrote:
Granted, but you will spend your week molesting twelve year old otaku boys .
I wish I found motivation.
Granted, but only enough motivation to take a nap.
I wish I didnt have to work Saturdays.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:27 pm
by *grand*
Dumb wrote:Jolly Wailer wrote:Granted but the government puts a prohibition on alcohol and clubs only serve cod liver oil
I wish I could take the week off and go to Osaka again
Granted, but you will spend your week molesting twelve year old otaku boys .
I wish I found motivation.
granted, but its motivation to go to soho and take home a shemail.
i wish i never went to DMZ im january...
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:44 pm
by BaronVon
*Grand* wrote:Dumb wrote:Jolly Wailer wrote:Granted but the government puts a prohibition on alcohol and clubs only serve cod liver oil
I wish I could take the week off and go to Osaka again
Granted, but you will spend your week molesting twelve year old otaku boys .
I wish I found motivation.
granted, but its motivation to go to soho and take home a shemail.
i wish i never went to DMZ im january...
Granted, but you became best friends with a Brixton tube station crack whore instead.
I wish i was going to DMZ tonight
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:02 pm
by jolly wailer
granted but Tiesto is spinning b2b Feasible Weasel and Blizzard is the MC
I wish I had a zoot right now
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:27 pm
by spiro
Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but Tiesto is spinning b2b Feasible Weasel and Blizzard is the MC
I wish I had a zoot right now
granted, but I pulled a bogart on it!
I wish I didnt live in the land of winter . . .
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:59 pm
by auan
Granted, but now you get sunstroke and can't move for days.
I wish the bird I'm macking on on facebook would get back to me.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:08 pm
by boy_arena
granted but you later find out shes a man.
I wish FWD would move closer to me so i dont have to travel miles everytime.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:15 pm
by ashley
boy_arena wrote:granted but you later find out shes a man.
I wish FWD would move closer to me so i dont have to travel miles everytime.
Granted, FWD is now in your frontroom and you cant get enough sleep for that all important business meeting tommorow morning.
I wish icecream never melted
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:16 pm
by classagraphics
granted, but now its inedible
i wish fish food was made of man
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:22 pm
by chu
classagraphics wrote:granted, but now its inedible
i wish fish food was made of man
Granted, but that man is Mr T, your fish grows incredibly strong and begins to sodomize you daily, Paul Daniels finds out and ships you to Burma...
I wish for much fun
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:39 pm
by dubluke
granted, but the fun consists of playtime with blizzard
i wish i had a comedy hat
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:46 pm
by misk
dubluke wrote:granted, but the fun consists of playtime with blizzard
i wish i had a comedy hat
granted, but you have to starve yourself for weeks to get it.
i wish i had an xbox 360.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:11 pm
by hera
Misk wrote:granted, but you have to starve yourself for weeks to get it.
i wish i had an xbox 360.
granted, after performing fellatio on 360 subjects.
i wish i had some chicken fried steak.
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:24 pm
by kidlogic
hera wrote:
granted, after performing fellatio on 360 subjects.
i wish i had some chicken fried steak.
Granted, but its made of PEOPLE!!! THE CHICKEN FRIED STEAK IS PEOPLE!!! that and the breading is soggy...
I wish pot grew on trees