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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:17 pm
by badger
i'm beginning to believe a reformation of the church of ham may be in order. i do not desire a split ideally but with these catholic values coming to the fore i don't know what choice there is. i think it may be time for a new puritan church of ham

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:18 pm
by kidlogic
Then they win.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:19 pm
by badger
no. ham wins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:19 pm
by vonboyage
you hammy, little fuckers.

sshh..

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:19 pm
by datura
i am starting to lose my faith in hamanity :(

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:19 pm
by badger
i cannot lay silent whilst such flagrant disregard for the true teachings of ham run wild

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:20 pm
by badger
perhaps a split is not necessary. maybe we could just have a drive to return to core values. but something must be done!

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:21 pm
by forensix (mcr)
badger wrote:i cannot lay silent whilst such flagrant disregard for the true teachings of ham run wild
please be quiet the Church understands your concerns - please come to the Church and will discuss this in private

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:21 pm
by datura
Vonboyage wrote:you hammy, little fuckers.

sshh..
:evil:

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:22 pm
by vonboyage
erm... anyone ask the ham what it wants..?

Should get a talking mascot

Like Porky Pig.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:22 pm
by forensix (mcr)
Vonboyage wrote:erm... anyone ask the ham what it wants..?

Should get a talking mascot

Like Porky Pig.
ham can not talk - but it can be worshipped

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:22 pm
by ex-ham-toucher
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i cannot lay silent whilst such flagrant disregard for the true teachings of ham run wild
please be quiet the Church understands your concerns - please come to the Church and will discuss this in private
Don't listen to the silver tongued charlatham.

You know deep in your hammy heart What Must Be Done.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:23 pm
by kidlogic
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i cannot lay silent whilst such flagrant disregard for the true teachings of ham run wild
please be quiet the Church understands your concerns - please come to the Church and will discuss this in private
Don't listen to the silver tongued charlatham.

You know deep in your hammy heart What Must Be Done.
You are not allowed to take the ham's name in vain, infidel. No more ham puns from you, non-believer, you gave up that right when you gave up ham.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:24 pm
by datura
away with your heresy our fallen brother, nothing can save you now.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:24 pm
by badger
i will not continue this debate in public now this fiend is involved. away with you ex-ham-toucher

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:25 pm
by forensix (mcr)
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i cannot lay silent whilst such flagrant disregard for the true teachings of ham run wild
please be quiet the Church understands your concerns - please come to the Church and will discuss this in private
Don't listen to the silver tongued charlatham.

You know deep in your hammy heart What Must Be Done.
the Church of Ham officially declares jiham upon you for blasphemy

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:28 pm
by datura
*arms himself with the trotter of righteousness*

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:28 pm
by BLZDub
There appears a need for some Lutheran 'sola scriptura' action.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:29 pm
by vonboyage
Jiham.. sounds sexual

Can i fuck it?

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:29 pm
by shonky
forensix (mcr) wrote:
Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i cannot lay silent whilst such flagrant disregard for the true teachings of ham run wild
please be quiet the Church understands your concerns - please come to the Church and will discuss this in private
Don't listen to the silver tongued charlatham.

You know deep in your hammy heart What Must Be Done.
the Church of Ham officially declares jiham upon you for blasphemy
Yes, let the lamb-toucher be punished for his non-swinish predilictions - IT GOES AGAINST NATURE YOU SORDID LITTLE FREAK - if God had intended us to not like ham he would have made us all jews and muslims - AND HE BLOODY DIDN'T RIGHT!!!! :evil: :evil: