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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:43 pm
by Dead Rats
unlikely wrote:it is rather chilly indeed. Infact this morning i noticed the spider on my chilli plant had died, from chills no less!
Its a pity, i like the way you can say hello to spiders in the morning as their always in the same place, then blow on them a bit and pretend they're waving at you.
Talking of talking (especially to things other than people or myself!), do you like the way your doggy can sense when you're feeling shit? I can.
Also, when I tell him off for doing something wrong, he kind of apologizes by coyly sliding up to me and wagging his tail.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:08 am
by sd5
My people have eaten the dogs. Now they only have their pride and cholera.
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:27 pm
by nousd
Dead Rats wrote:Talking of talking (especially to ...myself!)
First sign of madness Rats.
Second is replying, so no way am I responding to this ^ Mugabe fella',
he is seriously D-ranged.
No,I'm staying in my hut on this island paradise
and perusing my bathplug collection.
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:01 am
by sd5
No one will believe the press reports just as no one cares about my people but me. I truly hate to see them starve but it is better for them to die than for us Africans to concede subservience to western ethical tenets.
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:51 am
by Dead Rats
I wonder if SD5'll talk to me if I bump this...
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:18 am
by nousd
No worries Rats
but ain't yu got some "nearly died" tales for that thread
given yr penchance fr puttin' wierd shit into yr residual brain.
*I'll wait 10 and go watch tele*
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:33 am
by Dead Rats
I do, brah, but I'm at work and have been disqualified from writing long paragraphs at this moment in time.
Go watch some telly. I think Bargain Hunt starts some time around now.
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:39 am
by nousd
Cheers mate
stay ratty.
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:19 am
by Dead Rats
Morning all.
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:54 am
by nousd
Evening all
Shockwave in Boob City tonight.
Remedy & the Skull gunna rinse it so good.
But got a ticket for 138 on the way over.
What's this got to do with our colonial past yu say?
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:05 am
by Dead Rats
Ahh, I've gotta cut down on the spending, what with Christmas coming up. Why are there so many bloody good gigs in the month of December?
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:59 pm
by nousd
Jan 2 got Skream/Benga 20 metres from N-Type on Oxford St
be walking back & forth for fav locals
& I'm considering flying(!) to Melbun for Plastician.
...battling with Africa famine images.
tbh the thing I'm looking forward to most over Chrissie is my annual retreat to bush behind a south coast beach...fast, read, surf for a week...yeah, that's right no food, just water, no drugs nor alcohol, lots of sleep in tent, do exactly as feel. Come back truly revivified despite tick bites. After first shower & shave I am READY to go again.
And it's cheap.
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:15 am
by macroclimate
kins83 wrote:BEST THREAD EVAR.
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:27 pm
by nousd
eLBe wrote:Insipid thread
fuck off
There seems to be a conflict of opinion.
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:39 pm
by nousd
EXPO wrote:In the near future I will be on Lord Howe Island
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:44 pm
by sd5
I say, let them leave. Let them die from the cholera in South Africa. I don't want their stinking corpses polluting my air. The stupid and the poor are no loss to us.
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:38 pm
by unlikely
The other day, i walked into my kitchen to find it completely silent and devoid of ambient activity.
After some consideration of my particular brand of hunger and the meagre supplies in the cupboard i removed a tin of tuna, said silence continued with the exception of the sound of my journey across the kitchen and the removal of the tin from the cupboard
The absense of ambient activity continued as i removed a tin opener from the drawer and walked towards the sink.
Then, just as the tin opener broke the seal of the tin, infact EXACTLY at the moment the tin opener broke the seal, a small stream of water was emitted from the tap into a pan of water into the sink, mimicking and enhancing the sound and the impression of released pressure from the tin.
So, did me opening the tin create a sympathetic release of pressure in the tap? If so, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
The implications are potentially staggering.
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:55 pm
by magma
unlikely wrote:The other day, i walked into my kitchen to find it completely silent and devoid of ambient activity.
After some consideration of my particular brand of hunger and the meagre supplies in the cupboard i removed a tin of tuna, said silence continued with the exception of the sound of my journey across the kitchen and the removal of the tin from the cupboard
The absense of ambient activity continued as i removed a tin opener from the drawer and walked towards the sink.
Then, just as the tin opener broke the seal of the tin, infact EXACTLY at the moment the tin opener broke the seal, a small stream of water was emitted from the tap into a pan of water into the sink, mimicking and enhancing the sound and the impression of released pressure from the tin.
So, did me opening the tin create a sympathetic release of pressure in the tap? If so, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
The implications are potentially staggering.
Tuna are going to emerge from all our taps and kill us?
Tuna are pretty fucking terrifying in the wild.
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:01 pm
by sd5
The sea was waiting for the imperialist fleet.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:52 am
by nousd
terrified outter tuna,
fucked in the wild.