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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:43 am
by pk-
yeah well rekorder and his mrs call him 'mr tibbles' so i think i'm giving him the better deal really
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:46 am
by blizzardmusic
page 7..
i'm beginning to lose interest.
too many cats
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:47 am
by pk-
PUSSYOLE
LOL
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:08 am
by Pistonsbeneath
why does every thread Blizzard posts in end up with an unnecessary amount of pages?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:51 am
by fuagofire
madam, or if in a cheeky mood - suger-tits
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:56 am
by concept_
from 'pet' names of girls to pet names...impressive- im sure there is some psychological misoginistic male trait that has bought this about.
threw in a spelling mistake to keep felix happy too:P
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:51 am
by schamotnik
pk- wrote:hera wrote:
let's talk about chicks, man
stay out of it, dollface
Diss04 wrote:i call birds by their names 'cos i got brough up proper an' that, like.
once a girl stopped mid-fellatio and asked 'hows that, mate?'...

that's just wrong..
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:46 pm
by non_typical
jackieboi wrote:depends really. If i'm going out my way to be a patronising tnuc i'll chuck a few darlins about, maybe even a sweetheart now and then. Strictly for added wanker i might even give em a wink and make a clicking noise as i do it.
Funny as fuck, Petal!
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:01 pm
by non_typical
This is the funniest thread I've read on here yet! Don't let's get serious though eh, a few peeps? Although I expect by page 7 or whatever anyone without a sense of humour has been weeded out...
Personally, I always call them "jizz jar" when first meeting a fine female - but then I enjoy being kicked hard in the balls, getting chucked out of pubs & collecting asbo's, so it's a win-win all round really
Asking what they'll do for a rock is always a good ice-breaker too I find.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:57 am
by shane
cockpocket.
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:31 pm
by frodo
I'm quite fond of "Chunk" and more recently "Captain Chunk".
She doesn't mind

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:04 am
by did
i normally just click.
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:37 am
by kins83
Great thread.
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:48 am
by pdomino
She got called Neeny, chicken legs, spud, duck, bushwack and love.
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:52 am
by nesslei
i called one ex-boyf 'lion'. he didnt turn out to be such a great king of the jungle, lol.
but really i'm a honey, sweetheart, babe, baby, kinda girl (to my guy... when i have one).
as for what they call me.... that all depends on circumstance.
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:08 am
by pdomino
nesslei wrote:i called one ex-boyf 'lion'. he didnt turn out to be such a great king of the jungle, lol.
arf arf arf
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:44 pm
by did
or 'woman' always goes down a treat
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:59 pm
by dubluke
Diss04 wrote:felixGash wrote:
This thread has given me all sorts of emotions.

GRIM
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:03 pm
by dubluke
also i just tend to use a girls name....or is that too old fashioned now?
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:05 pm
by dubluke
felixGash wrote:Not hyperlinking. The other one.
(The one that "steals bandwidth"..)
haha, squatjuice has a great solution to that, anything you hyperlink off their site becomes this image
