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Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The_Dza88 wrote:

Dead Rats wrote: Maybe they're not delivering to you because you're a fucking arsehole.

NO, because my RAM came

Maybe they're not delivering to you because you're a fucking ginger I WIN 1-0

They're not delivering to me because I didn't order anything.

WIN 5-0.

LIAR you ordered a years supply of hair dye infinity-0

That was only to colour your mum's pubes illuminous purple. I like to pretend I'm munching on Barney's rag when I go down on that fat bitch.

Off to the pub, now, LOVE YOU MATE, SEE YOU TOMORROW! <3

BELOW THE BELT

Babes

been a while since I posted here, but today another living creature pissed me off

A cat, that comes miauwing when she sees me, seeking for attention, acting all cute.
And then attacked me when I reversed the polite contact.
Thanks for wounding my hand little shitter, there's nothing I enjoy more than bleeding when I open my hand..

Am getting large chunks of my cancerous liver cut out in June, I wonder if I can get pissed cheaper post op?

i have the worst sugar high in the world and a heache @same time

Jehova Witnesses.

For 3 fucking years I've walked the same stretch of road to get to work, and for 3 fucking years these wankers have persisted in trying to converse with me. I HAVE MY HEADPHONES ON, AND I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE I'M NOT INTERESTED. LET'S JUST SKIP THIS LITTLE ESCAPADE AND MOVE ON TO THE PART WHERE YOU GIVE ME A LEAFLET WITH A COW AND A CHINESE PERSON HOLDING A WATERING CAN ON IT AND LET ME PROCEED ON MY JOURNEY TO WORK, FFS.

Dead Rats wrote:Jehova Witnesses.

For 3 fucking years I've walked the same stretch of road to get to work, and for 3 fucking years these wankers have persisted in trying to converse with me. I HAVE MY HEADPHONES ON, AND I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE I'M NOT INTERESTED. LET'S JUST SKIP THIS LITTLE ESCAPADE AND MOVE ON TO THE PART WHERE YOU GIVE ME A LEAFLET WITH A COW AND A CHINESE PERSON HOLDING A WATERING CAN ON IT AND LET ME PROCEED ON MY JOURNEY TO WORK, FFS.

barely ever happens to me, but somehow it always work to say literaly
"I'm not to be convinced"

eye pupils being in pain when i move em side to side.

Dead Rats wrote:Jehova Witnesses.

For 3 fucking years I've walked the same stretch of road to get to work, and for 3 fucking years these wankers have persisted in trying to converse with me. I HAVE MY HEADPHONES ON, AND I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE I'M NOT INTERESTED. LET'S JUST SKIP THIS LITTLE ESCAPADE AND MOVE ON TO THE PART WHERE YOU GIVE ME A LEAFLET WITH A COW AND A CHINESE PERSON HOLDING A WATERING CAN ON IT AND LET ME PROCEED ON MY JOURNEY TO WORK, FFS.

Tell them you're a scientologist.

Reverend Dale wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:Jehova Witnesses.

For 3 fucking years I've walked the same stretch of road to get to work, and for 3 fucking years these wankers have persisted in trying to converse with me. I HAVE MY HEADPHONES ON, AND I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE I'M NOT INTERESTED. LET'S JUST SKIP THIS LITTLE ESCAPADE AND MOVE ON TO THE PART WHERE YOU GIVE ME A LEAFLET WITH A COW AND A CHINESE PERSON HOLDING A WATERING CAN ON IT AND LET ME PROCEED ON MY JOURNEY TO WORK, FFS.

Tell them you're a scientologist.

Serious, the best thing to do with them is just ignore them and act cold and non-chalent when they try and talk to you. If you give them any attention whatsoever, they won't shut up, and they'll do everything they can to splurge a bunch of bullshit at you a million miles an hour so you eventually become confused and won't know what the fuck is going on. They're like Furbie's. Furbie's in suits.

I just pretend to masturbate when they talk to me. Works a treat.

Reverend Dale wrote:I just pretend to masturbate when they talk to me. Works a treat.

"Pretend"?

I took a vow of celibacy (excluding choir boys).

next door neighbours being tory stnuc.

Neurotik wrote:

Reverend Dale wrote:I took a vow of celibacy (excluding choir boys).

I did too. Ever since my cunty ex. And I hate to say but its not like its been a huge effort, I aint getting laid anyways haha

flat mates sit inside all day playing fucking mario kart on the hottest day of the year so far in Swansea wastemans

being ignored

totally stressing out when I see this girl I really like.
not so long ago I was completly indifferent to whatever thing concerning feelings, people, cute girls, etcetera, and now I'm unable to keep my head straight whenever I see this girl.
fuck only experiencing the negative side of having a crush

girl I live with moved out who was pretty nice to be replaced by someone who just isn't going to turn out good, I think, he has a bleached blond pony tail, which I thought I'd give him the benefit of the doubt, anyway, he works mostly for HSBC bank but his real passion is for Reiki, which basically is to do with channeling mystic energy into your hands and then releasing it into the diseased person to cure them of their ills. Now I don't know about you people and no doubt some of you ninjas are a little new age, maybe meditate or at some point had acupuncture to relieve stress or something, but in my book if you believe that you can lay hands on someone, summon up some magic power (lets call it the force) and heal people then unless you are jesus, (and I don't believe in Jesus) then you are a nutcase. and I'm not the kind of person who just lets these things slide and moves the conversation on to something that you both can feel comfortable with, and this has been my undoing many times in the past, so he says that humans can only see so much of the spectrum of light, not infra red and ultra violet say, and that through meditation he has opened himself to seeing more of these other things than us, so I say why don't you go but some night vision googles I mean theres nothing amazing about those colours they're just ones we, as humans don't see, then he goe's on about chinese medicine, it's been around for thousands of years, while our medicine has been around for a couple of hundred so his must be right, but I say well people used to believe the world was flat and all sorts of shit, if you had cancer would you go to a surgeon or a chinese herbalist, so he says, the way how he lives his life he would never get cancer in the first place because he doesn't drink or smoke, and I say but loads of people just get cancer they have less of a chance whatever but still sometimes people just do, then he starts trying to link it to string theory saying everything in the universe is just a vibration and it's all linked and I say yes that is true but it doesn't actually mean anything to anything that we are all made of vibrating strings rather than atoms, what the hell has that got to do with the new age religion you're trying to tie it too. Anyway it's bollocks and I know we should vet these people rather than just letting the landlord get whoever moves into our house, but I guess we are too lazy. Basically it's shit because I can see we will have problems with this guy, and maybe it's because I can't keep my mouth shut, if someone is a devout catholic of muslim or whatever I should just leave them be, but I guess I'm an asshole and nothing good can come from this. I hope and this is what my cousin said, is that he isn't really into it, but just goes with the Reiki thing to hit on gulible middle class women, I hope that is the case, but I doubt it.