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ghst wrote:

arktrix wrote:

ghst wrote:

ghst wrote:

Had a pretty bad one a couple of weeks ago, the memories are disjointed and vague but I left the club staggering telling my friends im just gonna walk home instead of a taxi (I wanted to smoke as well) and started off home. when I got out of the town and in a quite neighbourhood I walked casually along normally with my junk hanging out urinating in a continuous stream, pissing on my shoes and trousers. I noticed 3 plant pots in someones front garden and suddenly started digging out the flowers with my bare hands and swapped them round in the pots and planting them again, I wrote racial slurs in mud surrounding the plant pots. I washed my hands in the empty pot that had (hopefully) rain water in it, then emptied it and carried it with me for a while. Eventually got tired and flung it down a back lane where is shattered.
I saw a cat and started stroking it, I put my hand around it's neck in a kind of mock strangulation (I think I was breying like a horse at this point and the cat panicked), then a car came along past and I literally started hissing at it like a cat or serpent or something, bareing my teeth and eyes wide. I then tied my jacket round my neck so it hung like a cape and ran foward with my arms outstretched, like batman, but I was making airplane noises like "NEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" running along the street. I walked over to a parked car and started licking the windows, and rubbing my genitals against the door.

I got home and realised I didnt have my key, so I climbed into my garden with the intention of sleeping on the bench there. As it happens the back door was still open where I had a smoke before leaving for the night out, but rather than go inside I pulled down my pants and started playing with my genitals, it took ages to get hard as I was so drunk, but when it was I started furiously tugging, I was starting into the sky, maybe at the moon or something and I was cackling loudly with my mouth wide open, drool just running down my chin and hanging off my face in strands, and eventually I came and it shot out jetting in an impressive couple of bursts across the grass.

The hangover was nightmarish. I spent the day vomiting until there was no food in my stomach, then I was vomiting a yellow bile.

QuestionableCause wrote:read this on another message board:

Had a pretty bad one a couple of weeks ago................

particle-jim wrote:

ghst wrote:

"i hope it was just tobacco"
"no it wasnt"

abelard wrote:

particle-jim wrote:

ghst wrote:

"i hope it was just tobacco"
"no it wasnt"

PARALLEL UNIVERSE

WhosZena? wrote:

abelard wrote:

particle-jim wrote:

ghst wrote:

"i hope it was just tobacco"
"no it wasnt"

PARALLEL UNIVERSE

Wow

Snoop. never fails to impress

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