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granted but because of your time travelling the whole universe has changed and your home is now completely upside down and in side out

i wish my house mates would come home and entertain me

daisydukes wrote:granted but because of your time travelling the whole universe has changed and your home is now completely upside down and in side out

i wish my house mates would come home and entertain me

granted, but its gang rape and your the victim

i wish I finished all my work today

granted, but you have twice as much to do tommorrow

I wish i could juggle 7 balls

granted but its with 7 tiiiiiny arms

i wish i can get to morrisons before it closes

daisydukes wrote:granted but its with 7 tiiiiiny arms

i wish i can get to morrisons before it closes

granted, but you can't make it out again before it closes...forever mwhaahahahahahahaaaaa.


I wish I could do a really good evil laugh

eLBe wrote:

daisydukes wrote:granted but its with 7 tiiiiiny arms

i wish i can get to morrisons before it closes

granted, but you can't make it out again before it closes...forever mwhaahahahahahahaaaaa.


I wish I could do a really good evil laugh

Granted every time you do, you pee a lil

I wish I had a smoked gouda sandwich...mmmmm....

bellybelle wrote: I wish I had a smoked gouda sandwich...mmmmm....

Granted, but the dog shit offsets the gouda flavour too much.
I wish I had some wings.

granted, they're sanitary towel wings.


I wish I could stay up all night and not feel tiered in the mornings.

eLBe wrote:granted, they're sanitary towel wings.


I wish I could stay up all night and not feel tiered in the mornings.

granted...but you are now an insomniac and you go insane because you are delusional...


i wish i could make a trip to the UK this weekend

granted but your plane is forced to return to greece because gatwick is flooded.

I wish youngsta would talk on the mic!

Waefah wrote:granted but your plane is forced to return to greece because gatwick is flooded.

I wish youngsta would talk on the mic!

granted but he cusses your mum infront of everyone

i wish my tooth didnt hurt

granted because now you have no teeth, all you got is gums and so all the kids around your home start calling you gummy bear and you get really embarrassed so much so that you wont leave your home no more, but eventually you run out of things to eat and the lights and water is turned off an you sit in the cold starving hungry rocking backwards and forwards chattering your tee...on no they're gone, chattering you gums wich sounds really horrible.


I wish my nose would stop running.

eLBe wrote:I wish my nose would stop running.

granted but you are now forced to pick congealed snot and bogeys from the back of your throat til the end of eternity

I wish i had furniture

Granted but there is a massive hole in each seat so your arse falls through.

Wish my throat wasnt sore anymore.

gwa wrote:Wish my throat wasnt sore anymore.

Granted but now your captors resume deep throating you til it's sore again

After being awake constantly for four days I wish I could fall asleep

granted but you won't wake up untill the beginning of world war 3

i wish the girl i'm falling for had a crush on me aswell

granted but it turns out she's a dude.

i wish i never had to go to work again.

granted,
but that's only because you're unable to leave the house weighting 483 kilos and not fitting trough your door.

i wish i could turn back the hands of time

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted,
but that's only because you're unable to leave the house weighting 483 kilos and not fitting trough your door.

i wish i could turn back the hands of time

granted but they bitch slap you

i wish I didnt have a habit of chewing on my cables

granted, you now have the habbit of chewing on donkey cock

I wish I was payed more