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Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:56 am
by LA_Boxers
Mate told me a story about this guy that works in my office. He has a girlfriend, but see's himself as a bit of a player/one of the lads etc. He is only about 25.
Apparently he was watching this program on BBC3, the Army program about the people on the frontline. One of the guys on there got hit by a bomb or whatever and lost his legs and suffered brain damage. The program then showed this guys Girlfriend taking care of him and stuff. The guy then proceeds to add her on facebook with the intention of getting with her, spouting all this stuff about how she is a asset to society and is a great person and what not. Apparently they have been messaging backwards and forwards and he is trying to meet up with her.

This made me laugh, but at the same time literally makes this guy the lowest of the low!! Thought I'd share tho!lol.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:00 am
by particle-jim
LA_Boxers wrote:Mate told me a story about this guy that works in my office. He has a girlfriend, but see's himself as a bit of a player/one of the lads etc. He is only about 25.
Apparently he was watching this program on BBC3, the Army program about the people on the frontline. One of the guys on there got hit by a bomb or whatever and lost his legs and suffered brain damage. The program then showed this guys Girlfriend taking care of him and stuff. The guy then proceeds to add her on facebook with the intention of getting with her, spouting all this stuff about how she is a asset to society and is a great person and what not. Apparently they have been messaging backwards and forwards and he is trying to meet up with her.

This made me laugh, but at the same time literally makes this guy the lowest of the low!! Thought I'd share tho!lol.
sounds like a morally reprehensible tnuc tbh

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:00 am
by laurent__duval
name and shame? 4chan?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:01 am
by clifford_-
particle-jim wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:Mate told me a story about this guy that works in my office. He has a girlfriend, but see's himself as a bit of a player/one of the lads etc. He is only about 25.
Apparently he was watching this program on BBC3, the Army program about the people on the frontline. One of the guys on there got hit by a bomb or whatever and lost his legs and suffered brain damage. The program then showed this guys Girlfriend taking care of him and stuff. The guy then proceeds to add her on facebook with the intention of getting with her, spouting all this stuff about how she is a asset to society and is a great person and what not. Apparently they have been messaging backwards and forwards and he is trying to meet up with her.

This made me laugh, but at the same time literally makes this guy the lowest of the low!! Thought I'd share tho!lol.
sounds like a morally reprehensible tnuc tbh

please give me his facebook so i can troll the fuck out of him!

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:20 am
by magma
LA_Boxers wrote:Mate told me a story about this guy that works in my office. He has a girlfriend, but see's himself as a bit of a player/one of the lads etc. He is only about 25.
Apparently he was watching this program on BBC3, the Army program about the people on the frontline. One of the guys on there got hit by a bomb or whatever and lost his legs and suffered brain damage. The program then showed this guys Girlfriend taking care of him and stuff. The guy then proceeds to add her on facebook with the intention of getting with her, spouting all this stuff about how she is a asset to society and is a great person and what not. Apparently they have been messaging backwards and forwards and he is trying to meet up with her.

This made me laugh, but at the same time literally makes this guy the lowest of the low!! Thought I'd share tho!lol.
Fuck, that is DAAAARK. How come nobody's invented a way to send an IED over Facebook yet?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:23 am
by particle-jim
magma wrote:Fuck, that is DAAAARK. How come nobody's invented a way to send an IED over Facebook yet?
pahahahahaha

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:44 am
by magma
On a friend's Facebook "Loving New York's 'Park in the Sky'... seems to have worked a lot better than their 'Airport in the Sky' did 10 years ago"

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:58 am
by fassyman
boddika's boiler room mix :T:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:04 pm
by MCRD+
Batman: Arkham City Collectors Edition <3

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:33 pm
by gwa
laurent__duval wrote:
gwa wrote:finally feeling better after a heavy weekend of wigflex, also played at a secret warehouse party with geiom on sat.

gwa's hitting the gym tonight, fellas!!

was it you playing at the warehouse party on saturday? i didnt go but my girlfriend said the tunes were good.

this is the party in notts, yeah?
yeah some warehouse next to the climbing wall.

i went b2b2b with bizmark (used to put on the futureproof night) and dawntreadder before geiom.

good fun, we left relatively early as we were all feeling smashed from the night before

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:29 pm
by Viineri
MCRD+ wrote:Batman: Arkham City Collectors Edition <3
Yes yes, bought my copy (normal version tho) today! So goooood :corndance:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:57 pm
by laurent__duval
gwa wrote:
laurent__duval wrote:
gwa wrote:finally feeling better after a heavy weekend of wigflex, also played at a secret warehouse party with geiom on sat.

gwa's hitting the gym tonight, fellas!!

was it you playing at the warehouse party on saturday? i didnt go but my girlfriend said the tunes were good.

this is the party in notts, yeah?
yeah some warehouse next to the climbing wall.

i went b2b2b with bizmark (used to put on the futureproof night) and dawntreadder before geiom.

good fun, we left relatively early as we were all feeling smashed from the night before
aah sick, well the general consensus from all my mates that went was that the tunes were good all night.

the warehouse is no longer then 5 minutes walk away from my house but i was so smashed from the night before i couldn't have made it to the shop let alone to a warehouse party.

did you go to the wigflex after party?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:38 pm
by MasterA
again, saw this on another forum.
Public urination can be a bitch. I once pissed against a tourist bus in Amsterdam. I thought the bus was vacant because it was parked. Turned out to be full of Asian tourists and the windows were slightly tinted. Didn't notice until I saw flashes of their cameras go off from inside the bus.
I was stoned enough to walk it out like nothing happened. This happened during Corpsterdam.
Also, one time I was at the red light district, I saw a hot Italian looking girl and wanted to fuck her. So I went inside and paid her 50. She started unzipping my pants and rubbing my dick through my underwear till I was fully hard.
She then pulled down my undies and told me to ly down on the bed. Then she unpacked a condom and put it on my dick. I said wait, I have to pee. I couldn't get the condom off in time and peed inside the condom. Looked like a water balloon hanging from my dick.
She was grossed out and told me to get the fuck out.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:47 pm
by gwa
laurent__duval wrote:
gwa wrote:
laurent__duval wrote:
gwa wrote:finally feeling better after a heavy weekend of wigflex, also played at a secret warehouse party with geiom on sat.

gwa's hitting the gym tonight, fellas!!

was it you playing at the warehouse party on saturday? i didnt go but my girlfriend said the tunes were good.

this is the party in notts, yeah?
yeah some warehouse next to the climbing wall.

i went b2b2b with bizmark (used to put on the futureproof night) and dawntreadder before geiom.

good fun, we left relatively early as we were all feeling smashed from the night before
aah sick, well the general consensus from all my mates that went was that the tunes were good all night.

the warehouse is no longer then 5 minutes walk away from my house but i was so smashed from the night before i couldn't have made it to the shop let alone to a warehouse party.

did you go to the wigflex after party?
fuck yeah mate, i think we went back to hizatrons after we all got out. they're own fault for fucking putting bottles of gin and vodka on the table and the free bar! did you go? you might of seen me if i was there,t'was wearing an outrageous pink jacket and hanging around with that schmuck DZA

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:08 pm
by hutyluty
vex'd- nails on an advert on tv

finally found some decent weed in hull

looking up

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:24 pm
by clifford_-
Arsenal doing Alrite.


Oh dear Wub, croydon seem to be doing the biz!!

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:28 pm
by antipode
Got the vocals back from a couple of tunes Josh (idehen) has recorded to. He killed it!
Now to finish the arrangement and send the suckers out 8)

also got a meeting with this recruitment agency thing.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:44 pm
by Shum
N-Type & Walsh playing Flat Beat on Rinse. :lol:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:37 pm
by Phigure
LA_Boxers wrote:Mate told me a story about this guy that works in my office. He has a girlfriend, but see's himself as a bit of a player/one of the lads etc. He is only about 25.
Apparently he was watching this program on BBC3, the Army program about the people on the frontline. One of the guys on there got hit by a bomb or whatever and lost his legs and suffered brain damage. The program then showed this guys Girlfriend taking care of him and stuff. The guy then proceeds to add her on facebook with the intention of getting with her, spouting all this stuff about how she is a asset to society and is a great person and what not. Apparently they have been messaging backwards and forwards and he is trying to meet up with her.

This made me laugh, but at the same time literally makes this guy the lowest of the low!! Thought I'd share tho!lol.
oh my fuck that is pure evil

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:48 pm
by Ferryman
:lol: Getting round to watching the highlights of Man City destroy United