Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:16 am
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Palace winning.wub wrote:Saints losing
LA_Boxers wrote:From thing that have pissed you off today thread:-Palace winning.wub wrote:Saints losing

That second part made me laugh so hard I nearly shit myself. What forum was that?QuestionableCause wrote:again, saw this on another forum.Public urination can be a bitch. I once pissed against a tourist bus in Amsterdam. I thought the bus was vacant because it was parked. Turned out to be full of Asian tourists and the windows were slightly tinted. Didn't notice until I saw flashes of their cameras go off from inside the bus.
I was stoned enough to walk it out like nothing happened. This happened during Corpsterdam.
Also, one time I was at the red light district, I saw a hot Italian looking girl and wanted to fuck her. So I went inside and paid her 50. She started unzipping my pants and rubbing my dick through my underwear till I was fully hard.
She then pulled down my undies and told me to ly down on the bed. Then she unpacked a condom and put it on my dick. I said wait, I have to pee. I couldn't get the condom off in time and peed inside the condom. Looked like a water balloon hanging from my dick.
She was grossed out and told me to get the fuck out.
We made about 5 or 6 too. Seeing as the last 2 seasons we have been relegation struggelers 4th in the league and quarter finals of the league cup isnt too shabby!wub wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:From thing that have pissed you off today thread:-Palace winning.wub wrote:Saints losing
We made 10 changes to keep the squad fresh for Boro on Saturday...promotion is still our main aim this season. Fuck the cup, we've picked up silverware in the last couple years anyhow.
Fair playLA_Boxers wrote:We made about 5 or 6 too. Seeing as the last 2 seasons we have been relegation struggelers 4th in the league and quarter finals of the league cup isnt too shabby!wub wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:From thing that have pissed you off today thread:-Palace winning.wub wrote:Saints losing
We made 10 changes to keep the squad fresh for Boro on Saturday...promotion is still our main aim this season. Fuck the cup, we've picked up silverware in the last couple years anyhow.
We have already got nearly half the amount of points we had last season!
Gwan!budsteq wrote:so this week i lost my job on 2 weeks notice and i had to cancel a trip the USA, meaning I lost $700 in cancellation fees... as well as disappointed my friend who had hotels and theme parks etc all booked and what not..
..but i dont even care about that because i've just been talking to the girl i like..
shit man I feel nothing but good when I talk to her!
going to her party on Saturday.. gonna make the move dressed as a fuckin' nun :L
pikeymobile wrote:Just got a cheque for £124 off inland revenue. Do I buy Skyrim & Battlefield 3, or food?
instantly cash it in at a cash converters, get about £110 back and go get smacked out of your mindpikeymobile wrote:Just got a cheque for £124 off inland revenue. Do I buy Skyrim & Battlefield 3, or food?
murky21 wrote:instantly cash it in at a cash converters, get about £110 back and go get smacked out of your mindpikeymobile wrote:Just got a cheque for £124 off inland revenue. Do I buy Skyrim & Battlefield 3, or food?
WuTangCorp, ha.JFK wrote:That second part made me laugh so hard I nearly shit myself. What forum was that?![]()
be nice to hear this on a big rig!!epochalypso wrote:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150334305521717