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granted, but you are "sandwiched" by two giant chickens first.

I wish my work had a nap area.

granted, but it smelt like rotting vagina

i wish i could be bothered to find a job

granted got you one at woolworth

I wish i wasn't sat at my shitty desk job now earning money for my cnut of a boss

TK wrote:granted got you one at woolworth

I wish i wasn't sat at my shitty desk job now earning money for my cnut of a boss

Granted, but you are now at your shitty desk earning money for me instead!

I wish that a stunning MILF would come and seduce me.

kins83 wrote:

TK wrote:granted got you one at woolworth

I wish i wasn't sat at my shitty desk job now earning money for my cnut of a boss

Granted, but you are now at your shitty desk earning money for me instead!

I wish that a stunning MILF would come and seduce me.

Granted, but you're a homosexual in a wonderful relationship, and no longer interested.

I wish I lived closer to my friends...

DJelements wrote: Granted, but you're a homosexual in a wonderful relationship, and no longer interested.

I wish I lived closer to my friends...

granted, but now you live so close that you overhear them making fun of you and realise that they are not really your friends but just using you for a laugh, this opens the floodgates to all your other paranoid fears which drown you in misery.


I wish I could win just £10,000 to pay of my loan at set me up with a few bits.

Granted but after getting your new bits you find you've actually had a cancerous growth forming in your stomach for the past 9 years and by the time you get round to testing your new gear out your already dead as fuck.

I wish I had a pure sick job in the media again

eLBe wrote:

DJelements wrote: Granted, but you're a homosexual in a wonderful relationship, and no longer interested.

I wish I lived closer to my friends...

granted, but now you live so close that you overhear them making fun of you and realise that they are not really your friends but just using you for a laugh, this opens the floodgates to all your other paranoid fears which drown you in misery.


I wish I could win just £10,000 to pay of my loan at set me up with a few bits.

Granted, but you win it, then join scientology, see the error of your ways, and spend it all on releasing your thetans or whatever the fuck those cultists do.

I wish I had something reasonable to do with my life, instead of comics.

Granted.
Yu is now reporting from downtown Gaza City Jackieboi.
(but no Clark Kent)

I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.

SD5 wrote:Granted.
Yu is now reporting from downtown Gaza City Jackieboi.
(but no Clark Kent)

I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.

granted, but with your mother

i wish i had a golf gti

DID wrote:

SD5 wrote:Granted.
Yu is now reporting from downtown Gaza City Jackieboi.
(but no Clark Kent)

I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.

granted, but with your mother

i wish i had a golf gti

Granted, you have a remote control version that's smaller than the life sized version.

I wish I had an idea for a tune.

BlizzardMusic wrote:

DID wrote:

SD5 wrote:Granted.
Yu is now reporting from downtown Gaza City Jackieboi.
(but no Clark Kent)

I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.

granted, but with your mother

i wish i had a golf gti

Granted, you have a remote control version that's smaller than the life sized version.

I wish I had an idea for a tune.

granted, but its one by fall-out boy

i wish i was 10 feet tall

Ahier wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:

DID wrote:

SD5 wrote:Granted.
Yu is now reporting from downtown Gaza City Jackieboi.
(but no Clark Kent)

I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.

granted, but with your mother

i wish i had a golf gti

Granted, you have a remote control version that's smaller than the life sized version.

I wish I had an idea for a tune.

granted, but its one by fall-out boy

i wish i was 10 feet tall

Granted, but your legs don't work, so you have to use a wheel chair.

I wish i had Bernard's Watch

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard%27s_Watch)

granted but when you stop the watch you grow old really quickly, so when you stop watch for long time, you become old man and all wrinkly.

I wish i was Djelementz

granted but it stop you aswell as everyone else, thus ending the universe

I wish i enjoyed school.

BEN? wrote:granted but when you stop the watch you grow old really quickly, so when you stop watch for long time, you become old man and all wrinkly.

I wish i was Djelementz

granted, you're an asshole.


I wish I wasn't an asshole

DJelements wrote: granted, you're an asshole.


I wish I wasn't an asshole

granted, instead you live in an asshole, an asshole that belongs to a giant with chronic diarrhea.


I wish that I ave a productive day off tomorrow

eLBe wrote:

DJelements wrote: granted, you're an asshole.


I wish I wasn't an asshole

granted, instead you live in an asshole, an asshole that belongs to a giant with chronic diarrhea.


I wish that I ave a productive day off tomorrow

Granted. You go to work anyway.

I wish I had more money.

granted, but u can only spend it on darren styles records, i wish i could play the drums

8Bit wrote:granted, but u can only spend it on darren styles records, i wish i could play the drums

granted, but "the drums" is slang for your dads double-chin.

i wish i had a walk-in closet.