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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:22 pm
by deepfiend
I found fifty pence in town and it made my day

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:27 pm
by abs
earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper

made my day

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:35 pm
by rubaduba
Abs wrote:earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper

made my day
:o lucky

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:39 pm
by Coppola
Abs wrote:earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper

made my day
It was an invisible poo

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:07 pm
by spooKs
GHOST POO!

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:18 pm
by d-T-r
having the day off to get stoned and make music. bangface later.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:03 pm
by magma
dTruk wrote:having the day off to get stoned and make music. bangface later.
55 minutes of work, off to score a big bag of herb and then BANGFACE!

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:25 pm
by d-T-r
Magma wrote:
dTruk wrote:having the day off to get stoned and make music. bangface later.
55 minutes of work, off to score a big bag of herb and then BANGFACE!
gonna get stinky.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:28 pm
by elbe
Abs wrote:earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper

made my day
couple of people have quoted but for some reason this has not been mentioned.

YOU LOOK AT THE TOILET PAPER AFTER WIPING!

Is this a regular thing for you? can I suggest you stop.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:32 pm
by jazzamataz
Going for a stroll in the park before dawn, getting some vital essay work done before the sun set, and I have a £20 of the homegrown to get me through the evening, which consists of me going to watch Notorious and gulping down one of those massive ice blast things which looks like a bong.

Epic Day.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:42 pm
by kins83
eLBe wrote:
Abs wrote:earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper

made my day
couple of people have quoted but for some reason this has not been mentioned.

YOU LOOK AT THE TOILET PAPER AFTER WIPING!

Is this a regular thing for you? can I suggest you stop.
Doesn't everyone? I mean, you've gotta know when you're clean, surely?

I'm with Abs on this one.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:48 pm
by elbe
after 24 years of life, the majority of which I have been wiping my own arse, I have learnt how much I need to wipe to get me clean.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:49 pm
by stapleface
What made me happy has nothing to do with wiping my arse.
What made me happy.
Was the Dub Police podcast on Rinse.FM
just got round to listening.
it's a goodun thats for sure

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:37 am
by sri
it was the last day of my first week back to work. my tax refund will be available in my account tomorrow and i have some really good beer to drink tonight. great friday indeed!

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:40 am
by ahier
eLBe wrote:after 24 years of life, the majority of which I have been wiping my own arse, I have learnt how much I need to wipe to get me clean.
surely this depends on the poo, and isnt a consistent thing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:10 am
by .rudetone.
Saw the poor fucker who has become a father at 13 and INSTANTLY knew...my life is in no way acceptable to moan about.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:58 am
by Ennayess
ACID ...... briefly :lol: nah :lol: ha ha :lol: . fuck not this again!

and this http://www.guba.com/watch/2000912070?da ... c4cb9aa68e

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:40 pm
by did
eLBe wrote:
Abs wrote:earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper

made my day
couple of people have quoted but for some reason this has not been mentioned.

YOU LOOK AT THE TOILET PAPER AFTER WIPING!

Is this a regular thing for you? can I suggest you stop.
dude! you can't just guess when you're clean!

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:08 pm
by dubluke
getting mad high then lying back on my bed for an hour listening to martyn on repeat, big :D

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:21 pm
by ST100
Got my BOKA t-shirt...

:D