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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:29 pm
by NickUndercover
Kochari wrote:My mate's cool, sexy cousin is staying with him over the Christmas period and we've been flirting outrageously but have yet to seal the deal. Now I find out she's going back to London tomorrow and can't come out tonight
Kidnap her
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:14 pm
by dj2slo
Why do these idiots not realize that Under Armour products are just spandex that's been rebranded for teenage boys? Every time I see someone wearing that shit around I start laughing cause all they are trying to say is "Hey look at me I play sports", but what I see is "Hey look at me, I'm a loser with no identity and I'm wearing spandex "
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:10 am
by Phigure
dj2slo wrote:Why do these idiots not realize that Under Armour products are just spandex that's been rebranded for teenage boys? Every time I see someone wearing that shit around I start laughing cause all they are trying to say is "Hey look at me I play sports", but what I see is "Hey look at me, I'm a loser with no identity and I'm wearing spandex "
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:35 am
by Duffman
My dog shitting in the house, especially when it's diarrhoea and during the milddle of a film (a good one at that)
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:56 am
by bela
shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london
agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:57 pm
by Ferryman
bela wrote:shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london
agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???
One for the 'First World Problems' thread, perhaps....?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:00 pm
by hutyluty
just saw some hooded kid running down the street with a telly, not sure whether to chase/ call police/ watch with amusement as others run past chasing him?
bela wrote:shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london
agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???
go to jaar, film it all in hd and amazing sound quality and send it us
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:04 pm
by magma
bela wrote:shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london
agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???
Where/When's Shlohmo on? And fucking THURSDAY?!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:17 pm
by wub
magma wrote:Where/When's Shlohmo on?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:19 pm
by DRTY
Kochari wrote:My mate's cool, sexy cousin is staying with him over the Christmas period and we've been flirting outrageously but have yet to seal the deal. Now I find out she's going back to London tomorrow and can't come out tonight
Not sure if I'm reading this right. Are you trying to fuck your cousin?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:25 pm
by grillis
fucking mozzies fucking pissing me off
if they had an economy i'd be their fucking mint
covered myself in repellant, head to toe in clothing. bite on my eyelid, several on my hands, one must have found its way in to my pants and has wreaked havoc on my right leg, a few more on my left. fuck. everyone else is safe if i'm around though
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:27 pm
by Kochari
^ My MATE'S cousin.
But yeah I'm totally trying to fuck my cousin.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:32 pm
by yoowan
i'm getting a headache trying to work out how i'm going to get these technics across london and onto a train without flight cases. and while carrying other luggage
so far i'm looking at lots of bubble wrap and a £15 trolley from homebase. could work..?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:39 pm
by noam
pay someone off here to drive you
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:40 pm
by magma
Kochari wrote:My mate's cool, sexy cousin is staying with him over the Christmas period and we've been flirting outrageously but have yet to seal the deal. Now I find out she's going back to London tomorrow and can't come out tonight
Photo and London address please.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:02 pm
by noam
what happened to your science bird Magma?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:09 pm
by magma
noam wrote:what happened to your science bird Magma?
She's still on deck... I'm just being a dick.
Well, she's away snowboarding at the moment... I can only assume she's knee deep in Austrian cock as I type.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:11 pm
by noam
so thats why you wanted snowboarding vouchers... to be knee deep in Austrian cock
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:12 pm
by magma
noam wrote:so thats why you wanted snowboarding vouchers... to be knee deep in Austrian cock
I haven't had an Alpine lovelength in nearly 2 years. I think I'm starting to heal up.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:20 pm
by magma
magma wrote:There's absolutely nothing to do in the office this week. Bought my boss a coffee in the hope it might make him let me go home early.... let the nagging commence...
This is looking unlikely.