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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:22 pm
by ST100
DID wrote:eLBe wrote:Abs wrote:earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper
made my day
couple of people have quoted but for some reason this has not been mentioned.
YOU LOOK AT THE TOILET PAPER AFTER WIPING!
Is this a regular thing for you? can I suggest you stop.
dude! you can't just guess when you're clean!
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:41 pm
by deepfiend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIo8fuG7 ... re=related
Mala getting a SERIOUS skank on. Pure mental business.
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:07 pm
by somejerk
great breakfast
coffee
myspace tweakage
procrastinating
good buddage
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:51 pm
by kins83
The slow realisation that I'm not 100% shit at my job! Yesssssssssssss.
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:20 pm
by theevilgirl
interview tomorrow!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:24 pm
by kins83
Haha! Just got a pay rise! Woohoo! Only been here since October. POW!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:30 pm
by dr ddd
kins83 wrote:Haha! Just got a pay rise! Woohoo! Only been here since October. POW!
wow! happy frigging kinsday!!!! congrats
this requires celebration, and lots of it
are you coming down for dmz matt? cant reach the leeds one this time as moving, but have sworn on my stock pile of cream eggs that i shall be reaching the next one
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:40 pm
by kins83
Cheers Dara
Which DMZ are you talking about? I'd be up for coming down for one, for sure. Last time I went for one down there was the 2nd Birtday bash!
Shame you can't make it to Leeds
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:44 pm
by deamonds
yo big up you matt
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:48 pm
by dr ddd
it's the dmz 4th bday on the 7th march
you could make it a biannual ceremony mayhaps?
oh i am so reaching a leeds one as soon as i can - i've heard nothing but very good things about it!! is leeds ready for me though?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:51 pm
by kins83
Cheers Deams mate.
lol I think Leeds is as ready for you as it can be! A couple of my mates are coming up for Saturday's. Looking forward to seeing their faces when they hear the Iration rig
But I think that the 4th Birthday bash sounds like a good shout. Count me in!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:58 pm
by dr ddd
yeah i like leeds - my sister used to live there and i dragged her out to a night... i went out with 30quid, got pretty smashed and when i checked my pockets as we left the club, I realised I now had 47quid......
then i thought back and realised that everytime i had bought a couple drinks with a fiver, the barstaff must have been thinking it was a tenner and giving me the drinks, plus the fiver and some change back...
yeah i like leeeds a lot
there's only thing that really bothers me... if leeds come in singular - are they called a leed?
wooohooo! dmzisssles!! i think the badger man is reaching too!!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:08 pm
by kins83
Yeah, back in the day, there were a number of little villages, all within very close proximity of one another. Every single one was called 'Leed'. Countless wars were fought and lives were lost in trying to determine whose village was the true Leed.
Then in 1727, a young man, whose name escapes me at the moment, had travelled up from down south where everyone is very friendly. He simply couldn't understand why so much blood was being shed over a village name. So, he called a meeting with the leaders of each village and drew up an alliance. At first, there was very little progress, but as we all know, progress is a slow process. That friendly southerner just didn't give up.
So, in 1728, after hours and hours of meetings, offers and counter offers, all of the villages named Leed were joined up together. The name of this wonderous new place - so full of hope for a peaceful future? Leeds.*
*All of this is bollocks.
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:12 pm
by DZA
i made a new tune and if i say so myself its pretty dirty
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:14 pm
by dr ddd
hahahahaahah! that southerner must have been drunk
i just googled it - did you know that Leed is what Sprite was called before it was called sprite
i like leeds even more now!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leed_(soft_drink)
anyone for a leed?
edit*: i used to study that low energy electron diffraction (LEED) stuff, but i blame excessive sprite consumption for the fact that my grey matter didnt contain a single iota of memory for this anagram....
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:19 pm
by elbe
Want I want to know is if leeds leeds then where follows?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:19 pm
by dr ddd
eLBe wrote:Want I want to know is if leeds leeds then where follows?
clearly it's eLBeeds
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:22 pm
by elbe
dr ddd wrote:eLBe wrote:Want I want to know is if leeds leeds then where follows?
clearly it's eLBeeds
lol, sounds like my own brand of sextoy
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:31 pm
by rynke
Abs wrote:earlier on i went for a shit and after wiping my arse there was no shit on the paper
made my day
I love when that happens... then i dont have to waste time on wiping my arse
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:34 pm
by nesslei
kins83 wrote:Looking forward to seeing their faces when they hear the Iration rig
i got to hear it in notts on friday kins - and yes, i was like
congrats on the pay rise pal, you rock!!