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yong wrote:they spend it in your pooper

I wish I could have lulz

Granted, but you can't smoke reefah.

I wish I could do both.

You become a BURNOUT.


I wish I could go to dmz (inb4 demilitarized zone, i'm of course referring to dubstep dmz)

yong wrote:You become a BURNOUT.


I wish I could go to dmz (inb4 demilitarized zone, i'm of course referring to dubstep dmz)

Granted, but you go to the demilitarized zone anyway.

I wish I wasn't a burnout.

UNGRANTABLE

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I wish I could shot web

yong wrote:UNGRANTABLE

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Granted, but you're - OH SHIIIIIIIII-

I wish me and Yong didn't break the game.

Granted, you didnt .... you snapped your cock !

I wish I wasn't ill !

pdomino wrote:
I wish I wasn't ill !

Granted, your at full health and have at least another 70 years of life left in you.

However, your in a high security jail in solitary confinement for noncing kids and wont be getting out ever.

I wish I wasnt at work

jackieboi wrote:
Granted, your at full health and have at least another 70 years of life left in you.

However, your in a high security jail in solitary confinement for noncing kids and wont be getting out ever.

I wish I wasnt at work

granted,

your in a high secruity prison full of lustful hardmen get gangbanged in the shower.


I wish I procrastenated less

eLBe wrote:

jackieboi wrote:
Granted, your at full health and have at least another 70 years of life left in you.

However, your in a high security jail in solitary confinement for noncing kids and wont be getting out ever.

I wish I wasnt at work

granted,

your in a high secruity prison full of lustful hardmen get gangbanged in the shower.


I wish I procrastenated less

Granted, but you're in such a hurry to do work that you don't see the car coming and get paralyzed from the accident, unable to do the work that you're so eager to do now.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

granted, you are even a baller, but you keep a rabbit in you hat and its faeces makes you head stink something rotten.


I wish I could sort out a new job by march

eLBe wrote:
I wish I could sort out a new job by march

Granted, but you're now working as a fluffer.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

granted, but you wish for aids

i wish i had a job

Granted, you'll have a job wedging that massive thing up your arse though!

I wish I was eating my dinner.

granted, but its wasn't very nice and the waiter keeps giving you mischeivious looks


i wish i had an unlimited supply of magic money that also removes the feeling that i have led a misguided and pointless life with little real sign of improvement. And a pony.

:edited for continuity:

Granted, but the magical pot of money is massive, and it squashes the pony. No amount of spending can ever remove the memory of seeing your beloved four legged friend crushed under your newfound riches. You turn to drink in an attempt to quieten the demons but it doesn't work, you simply stagger around the streets of Brighton openly weeping and shouting drunkenly to wide-eyed passers by about your trusty steed Sugarlump.

I wish this office had some eye candy.

Unlikely but granted anyway.
Now yu are fulfilled and making lots of moula, having crowds watch a pony up yr arse.
EDIT: Too quick for me Kins. Haven't read yr wish but it's granted and yu get fucked too.
I wish for an 06 rewind.

granted, but it takes the form of specially carved pointy eye-socket shaped gob stoppers that once painfully inserted slowly trickle e numbers into your brain over a period of weeks

(the second half of what you granted has already come to pass btw, its called sunday)

i wish i knew tori amos (circa 1990s) and she wrote unusual songs about me

:edit: that was in response to kins, sd5 gets an 06 rewind but it just takes the form of whatever natural disaster or psychotic human endeavor was least pleasant to him that year, localised entirely to him.

you did but she wrote songs about how she thinks you're a tit

i wish my cigarette shop wasnt mission away

Granted, its not because Unlikely lends you his pony and shit but you get bucked off

I wish I was eating something nice.

granted, but it's not nice and it's attached to datura

i wish i could get that imagine out of my head