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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:34 am
by nousd
love is like a turntable
it makes the whirled go round
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:35 am
by NilsFG
SD5 wrote:love is like a turntable
it makes the whirled go round
but there is no record on the platter

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:36 am
by ov3rdos3
Love is something chicks do when you are fucking them.
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:11 am
by MissBrass
makes you fucking faat
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:20 am
by bandshell
all the people
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:50 am
by particle-jim
missbrass wrote:makes you fucking faat
this
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:15 am
by sigbowls
Particle-Jim wrote:missbrass wrote:makes you fucking faat
this
this forum makes me skinny when there isnt any food being posted
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:22 am
by james fox
a burning net with wings, is what love is
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:31 am
by shamwow
Love is like masturbation but with a furry glove
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:43 am
by kins83
Love is a fickle friend, and can easily be confused with lust. Apparently.
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 am
by Dead Rats
Fucking hell, we're on one today, aren't we?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 am
by kins83
Well I saw it had been bumped and felt compelled to add!
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:31 am
by Dead Rats
I'm not sure your contribution was in the right frame of mind, though. Lust different from love? Pray tell...
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:41 am
by kins83
If you'll remember not too long ago, I made a post in the 'Things That Made You Happy Today' thread saying "She said she loves me."
Well, it turns out she didn't actually mean what she said and had got her feelings confused. I'm now on the lookout for my next fucked up girlfriend, so if you know of any attractive but head-fucking ladies, send them my way!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:49 am
by Dead Rats
Oh man, that sucks massive cock. I'm really sorry. What did you think when she said?
I'll be your new girlfriend.

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:59 am
by shamwow
Could be worse Kins, could have this chick sucking your dick:
Imagine getting your banjo string caught on one of those
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:02 pm
by Dead Rats
Aren't piercing supposed to enhance fellatio or some shit? That bird from Pulp Fiction said so, member'?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:10 pm
by deamonds
Sorry to hear that Matt.
Been wi my chick a year next week..................

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:14 pm
by kins83
deamonds wrote:Sorry to hear that Matt.
Been wi my chick a year next week..................

Cheers dude.
So, you got a big anniversary surprise lined up?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:40 pm
by deamonds
Nah shes away so its a minor flex