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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:08 pm
by NilsFG
Neurotik wrote:I havent experienced many noticeable hayfever symptoms in a few years. I know, i shall sit in the garden and do some psychology study....Oh wait... Would you look at that, the entire contents of my body are now streaming from my nostrils!!

Go to the doctor and ask for a prescription for something with ebastine, works like a charm
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:23 pm
by reverend dale
Wear a surgical mask and swimming goggles, pollen proof warrior

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:52 am
by drksteppa
waiting on a check thats paying me off for a month.

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:17 am
by kins83
Fucking tap-tap-tap of keyboards is such an irritating noise. Makes me angry.
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:34 pm
by drksteppa
This shit thats going on in Iran. I can't call my fam. FUCK! 7 already killed due to the protest. not only does this sadden me, it fills me up with anger. On the other hand, Iran needs a new government/regime.
GET OUT AHMADINEHJAD!
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:02 pm
by random trio
Cling film...i can never get that shit off the roll without it sticking to everything else other then wot i want it for.
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:11 pm
by dubluke
aaaaargh, this fucking twatty pedestrian who walked out from in between two cars earlier on today!! this guy decided he didn't want to use the pedestrian crossing (about 20/30 metres up from where he decided to cross instead), so just walked out from in between two cars without looking, pulling his daughter in tow (what an idiot, if he wants to endanger his own life, thats his problem, but pulling his daughter out behind him as he steps into the road is well offkey!), i was filtering up the inside, fortunately not too fast, and he stepped out right in front of me!! i skidded to a halt real fucking fast, but clipped him with my mirror, understandably i was mortified, but it was clearly his fault, however, this obviously didn't matter as he then turned around and started screaming abuse at me!! what an ass

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:17 pm
by devonport_steppas
left my wallet on the tube

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:47 pm
by the acid never lies
devonport_steppas wrote:left my wallet on the tube

yeah man this happened to me last week, but dropped it outside acton central overground...!
not so muched pissed as worried - my neighbours just got burgled... again.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:13 pm
by missedthebus
a mouth ulser from biting my cheek, right at the back. Hurts when i smoke, hurts when I drink, hurts when I eat. HURTS.
My solution has been to cake the whole side of my mouth in Anbesol to kill the pain and try and get rid of the ulser.......
The down side with this plan is I have put so much in my mouth it has gone completely numb. My cheek is drooping like I've had a stroke, I can't stop dribbling and the ulser is still managing to piss me off.
BOOO
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:28 pm
by casso
missedthebus wrote:a mouth ulser from biting my cheek, right at the back. Hurts when i smoke, hurts when I drink, hurts when I eat. HURTS.
My solution has been to cake the whole side of my mouth in Anbesol to kill the pain and try and get rid of the ulser.......
The down side with this plan is I have put so much in my mouth it has gone completely numb. My cheek is drooping like I've had a stroke, I can't stop dribbling and the ulser is still managing to piss me off.
BOOO
For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:51 pm
by deamonds
also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:18 pm
by missedthebus
deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote:
For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:08 pm
by the acid never lies
missedthebus wrote:deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote:
For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?
nah man you want to coat the inside of your mouth with it and bejewel each tooth
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:09 pm
by the acid never lies
The Acid Never Lies wrote:missedthebus wrote:deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote:
For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?
nah man you want to coat the inside of your mouth with it and bejewel each tooth
btw that sarcasm was totally unnecessary i have no idea either

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:22 pm
by casso
missedthebus wrote:deamonds wrote:also with an ulcer, try gargling with salt water missedthebus
Cheers. I actually started doing this yesterday and it does seem to help a bit, fucking minging though!
casso wrote:
For future reference, Magnesium is meant to stop you from chomping...I've never tried it, but i feel your pain with chewed face syndrome.
Magnesium?? Like in a Vitamin supplement you mean?
Ye, you can buy it in health shops and that. I've never been that prepared though.
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:28 pm
by the acid never lies
Did anyone watch American Idol? What the hell was that about when the audience started booing the guy who sang You Raise Me Up? "Oh he's not hitting doing shit with his voice or hitting high notes in a self-indulgent manner... I don't know this song this totally blows... oh wait now he's singing loudly I guess that means he's good right? yeah that was good, I think"
Morons
EDIT: seriously worst audience ever... I guess it IS "America's Got Talent"...