Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 5:41 pm
I really hope you didn't use that.capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'
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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 10:49 am
Two that friends of mine have experienced:
i) "You smell nice today... oh, no - that's your tea."
ii) (Used sequentially on every girl in the room) "Hello. I was born in Texas, but my parents are Mexican, which means I am a latino. And us latinos, we love even the ugly girls!"
i) "You smell nice today... oh, no - that's your tea."
ii) (Used sequentially on every girl in the room) "Hello. I was born in Texas, but my parents are Mexican, which means I am a latino. And us latinos, we love even the ugly girls!"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:42 am
Found some delicate ones on the interwebs
'You look like a swan. You've got skinny legs, but a fat ass.'
'Did you know a teaspoon of sperm contains only 2 calories?'
'I may not be the most handsome guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'
'Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?'
'Save water. Shower with me'
'If you jingle my bells I'll promise you White Christmas'
'You look like a swan. You've got skinny legs, but a fat ass.'
'Did you know a teaspoon of sperm contains only 2 calories?'
'I may not be the most handsome guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'
'Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?'
'Save water. Shower with me'
'If you jingle my bells I'll promise you White Christmas'
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:03 pm
haha this guy is legendary. He charms three girls into giving their numbers with this opening gambit: 'You guys look like a bunch of retards'
what a winner
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:22 pm
once a dude came up to me and said something like "hi, i'm a gym instructor, and i do a leg toning class and i was wondering if you were interested in being a demonstrator?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:39 pm
"you smell nice, can I stand here?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:42 pm
are you an angel from heaven? cos you look like you hit the ground really hard
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:49 pm
Just go up to them and start dancing
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:57 pm
Only works if you can dance like this thoughfergus222 wrote:Just go up to them and start dancing
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:49 pm
Sounds like something I would say on mparticle-jim wrote:"you smell nice, can I stand here?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:51 pm
"can i have a huuuuuuuuuuuug"AxeD wrote:Sounds like something I would say on mparticle-jim wrote:"you smell nice, can I stand here?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:26 pm
Winnercrutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:35 pm
omg this made me bust out laughing at workjohney wrote:'I may not be the most handsome guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:39 pm
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Congrats you made it into my sigcrutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:09 pm
sameClimax wrote:omg this made me bust out laughing at workjohney wrote:'I may not be the most handsome guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:25 pm
WTF THAT GUYS NAME IS "PEACHEZ"capo ultra wrote:
haha this guy is legendary. He charms three girls into giving their numbers with this opening gambit: 'You guys look like a bunch of retards'
what a winner
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:21 am
that's your idea of a siggable quote?OfficialDAPT wrote:[Congrats you made it into my sigcrutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.
