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its called a bassgasm, they're the greatest.

*Grand* wrote:its called a bassgasm, they're the greatest.

...I really, really hope that's not from first hand experience

pk- wrote:

*Grand* wrote:its called a bassgasm, they're the greatest.

...I really, really hope that's not from first hand experience

according to women..

This thread is getting 2 Live....
Blast, wheres that Miami Bass Butt gif when I need it?

pk- wrote:

*Grand* wrote:its called a bassgasm, they're the greatest.

...I really, really hope that's not from first hand experience

At least we know why Grands such a regular next to the speakers.

Jubscarz wrote:

pk- wrote:

*Grand* wrote:its called a bassgasm, they're the greatest.

...I really, really hope that's not from first hand experience

At least we know why Grands such a regular next to the speakers.

That might not be spilt beer you're slipping in at FWD

Shonky wrote:That might not be spilt beer you're slipping in at FWD

it's burial juice

Its the fat of the ham

My girlfriend loves the dubstep tunes I play at home and was just last night saying that she thinks her friends would really enjoy it too. They were all really into garage en arrière en jour so that may have something to do with it, but she described it (Lean Forward was on at the time) as very sexual music and great for dancing to. There do seem to be more and more girls at nights and if anything is stopping them coming it's not the music, it's the dirty unwashed geeks smoking weed and drinking far far too much... SEXXAY!!!

lol yes i think it is the sort of "hundreds of sweaty men jumping up and down making gunfingers and shouting 'IS THIS THAT NEW MALA DUB' in each others ears" culture that puts a lot of women off

the smoking ban doesn't help with the bad odour either

'Tonight' by Kulture....... gets 'em wet

dubluke wrote:lol yes i think it is the sort of "hundreds of sweaty men jumping up and down making gunfingers and shouting 'IS THIS THAT NEW MALA DUB' in each others ears" culture that puts a lot of women off

the smoking ban doesn't help with the bad odour either

Rubbish Luke, sweaty men yelling trainspotting nonsense at each other is what made this scene the global phenom it is today...
The worst thing about the smoking ban is FARTING IN THE DANCE.
this too should be banned.

Jah Pat wrote:'Tonight' by Kulture....... gets 'em wet

Yes, sexy comments like that do too. Who said romance was dead?

OneLouder wrote:

dubluke wrote:lol yes i think it is the sort of "hundreds of sweaty men jumping up and down making gunfingers and shouting 'IS THIS THAT NEW MALA DUB' in each others ears" culture that puts a lot of women off

the smoking ban doesn't help with the bad odour either

Rubbish Luke, sweaty men yelling trainspotting nonsense at each other is what made this scene the global phenom it is today...
The worst thing about the smoking ban is FARTING IN THE DANCE.
this too should be banned.

hahahahahahhaha yes you are TOO RIGHT! Pk is a terrible one for this, and someone near me was doing it at digital mystikz last week and it was fucking foul, plus the really bad thing is the way it divides the crowd, no-one knows who did it so everyone starts blaming each other

stanton wrote:she described it (Lean Forward was on at the time) as very sexual music

yeah that's what i get told too. loads of people still whinge about how slow it is, whilst listening to techno and house (which is slower than dubstep ffs)

Jesus its a wonder this things attracting Ladies at all...
Just keep giving them the mixtapes for now fellas, except you lot in L.A, we all know you're a lot cleaner over there.
Perhaps a thread containing 'Pre Rave Diet Tips' is in order?

stanton wrote:if anything is stopping them coming it's not the music, it's the dirty unwashed geeks smoking weed and drinking far far too much... SEXXAY!!!

Without dirthy unwashed geeks smoking weed and drinking far far too much, what would dubstep be?

Hard house, that's what.

Corpsey wrote:

stanton wrote:if anything is stopping them coming it's not the music, it's the dirty unwashed geeks smoking weed and drinking far far too much... SEXXAY!!!

Without dirthy unwashed geeks smoking weed and drinking far far too much, what would dubstep be?

Hard house, that's what.

I just about spit coffee on my keyboard.

saying you 'just about' did that implies you didn't which means you did nothing when you read that post.

meh. You love hard house.