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Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:15 am
by clifford_-
can we start telling jokes yet?

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:17 am
by firky
As long as they're not of sikipedia 'cos they're usually shit :p

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:27 am
by jugo
clifford_- wrote:can we start telling jokes yet?
first page
autobot wrote:
wub wrote:Should've made her go to rehab, irregardless of her protestations.
but she said no three times!

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:31 am
by Kodachrome
I think Amy would laugh at our deaths if they were this ironic too.

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:33 am
by clifford_-
jugo wrote:
clifford_- wrote:can we start telling jokes yet?
first page
autobot wrote:
wub wrote:Should've made her go to rehab, irregardless of her protestations.
but she said no three times!
ohhhh c'mon! theres gotta be better ones than that!

and firky, allow the shitopedia ones. theyre shocking.

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:35 am
by Kodachrome
bassrael wrote:
Montgomery Burns wrote:
jameshk wrote:such a waste. r.i.p
Fuckin sad news. Love her music... RIP Amy.
+1

RIP




55 seconds

Oh and Amy Winehouse does have an incredibly beautiful voice.

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:35 am
by wub



"Do you want us to sit here, whilst you drink yourself to death?"

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:44 am
by soul dead
noam wrote:
soul dead wrote:
noam wrote:the amount of facebook statuses that i've seen where people seem HAPPY she's dead! ridiculous

often the same people dropping that shit-arsed argument about Norway, as if one somehow is more worthy than the other because people are too thick to apply their own values and ignore the media coverage they're ignorantly being spoonfed; the same media coverage they're lapping up and valuing is the same they're denouncing with the comparison - again, ridiculous

and the shit, shit, shit jokes... i mean, really bottom-of-the-barrel, is FINE, ofcourse, how could it not be cos after all, it would be stupid to think that there are some things that although you CAN joke about, a) its not really funny to, and b) its not sensible to

i COULD make a load of jokes about dead Norwegians... cos people are gona do that in the future

but im not thick as pigshit and know that sometimes its responsible and sensible to wait to make jokes about serious events, because my moral landscape isn't described in a few episodes of South Park
this kind of moralising and telling people what's 'sensible' is just some sort of control mechanism.
its about self control

not controlling others
external control begins from within.
capo ultra wrote:it's hard to to feel empathy for others when you are young and have not experienced real pain and suffering yet, misguided notions of misanthropy will pass as adulthood sets in
big assumption to make that only adults have experienced any pain or suffering (maybe you should just speak for yourself). a lot of adults are very misanthropic, but do so under the guise of 'self control'.

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:47 am
by Neptune
lol irregardless

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:50 am
by firky
clifford_- wrote: and firky, allow the shitopedia ones. theyre shocking.
all about b3ta

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Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:53 am
by clifford_-
LOL!
I'd just like to take this moment to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her first 48 hours of sobriety.

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:57 am
by firky
clifford_- wrote:LOL!
I'd just like to take this moment to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her first 48 hours of sobriety.
See? That's a recylced Ollie Reed joke from when he died in 98 :D


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:h:

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:01 am
by clifford_-
firky wrote:
clifford_- wrote:LOL!
I'd just like to take this moment to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her first 48 hours of sobriety.
See? That's a recylced Ollie Reed joke from when he died in 98 :D


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:h:

yea i had presumed most of the ones id heard were recycled!
probably because i got them all through texts!

Ive defo heard this one before...

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke...



Wonder how long its going to take doherty?

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:58 am
by pikeymobile

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:11 am
by Electric_Head
We need to review the way society treats addicts – not as criminals but as sick people in need of care

Do you think he was referring to himself and his hair?

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:10 am
by wub
At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the shiniest surface known to man.

Jade Goody's head.

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:18 am
by clifford_-
wub wrote:At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the shiniest surface known to man.

Jade Goody's head.
:o :lol:

:lol:

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:20 am
by Sheff
saw on a group on fb:

Even Gavin from Autoglass couldn't help Amy with her crack problem.

:lol:

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:21 am
by nousd
questions never to be answered:

Where did you get that thick-haired, bitumened eyelash look?
Were you self-conscious about your nose freckles?
Did your father embarass you?
Exactly why did you need to be out of it to confront the world?
Do you think you deserve comparison with Hendrix & Morrison?
Where did your skinny pins lead to under that tutu?

RIP yu poor sod.

Re: Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:23 am
by Electric_Head
How do you hurt Lady Gaga?
Poker Face


Oh shit, sorry.
Wrong crack-head