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I met my gal at a restaurant. I was having dinner with my parents, and she was serving the table. Went up and got her number. Rest was history. Crazy fucking history.

hayze99 wrote:I met my gal at a restaurant. I was having dinner with my parents, and she was serving the table. Went up and got her number. Rest was history. Crazy fucking history.

You got a number whilst with your parents? Oh, you got game .

gwa wrote:where did you used to hang out before you signed up?

i'm stroking my chin here

i went to college, then graduated, then i didn't hang out
i just work, and chill in my studio alone or with my one mate
I hang with my parents at their house sometimes
or my brother's with his kids
the family scene is great, kinda makes up for the non-family scene being shit

magma wrote:

hayze99 wrote:I met my gal at a restaurant. I was having dinner with my parents, and she was serving the table. Went up and got her number. Rest was history. Crazy fucking history.

You got a number whilst with your parents? Oh, you got game .

To be quite fair, I let me parents on that I thought she was cute and my dad was bigging me up to no avail whenever she came by. He knows how it works.

girls dig mystery so don't smile or talk to them



its a winner

hayze99 wrote:

magma wrote:

hayze99 wrote:I met my gal at a restaurant. I was having dinner with my parents, and she was serving the table. Went up and got her number. Rest was history. Crazy fucking history.

You got a number whilst with your parents? Oh, you got game .

To be quite fair, I let me parents on that I thought she was cute and my dad was bigging me up to no avail whenever she came by. He knows how it works.

thats mint

my dad would be openly disapproving and try and put me down

but if i succeeded secretly proud, but still openly disapproving

lol dads

herbalicious wrote:

wub wrote:Not sure SNH is really the place to ask for advice on meeting women. I mean...look at us.

The SNH

Sup stnuc

Just "liked" a chicks status from uni, instantly she hits me up on fb messenger

say_whut wrote:Sup stnuc

Just "liked" a chicks status from uni, instantly she hits me up on fb messenger

That means she gave you exactly 2 minutes worth of conversation to prove yourself.

say_whut wrote:Sup stnuc

Just "liked" a chicks status from uni, instantly she hits me up on fb messenger

Do this but like a picture where she thinks she looks ugly. Instant message flex. "hey you alright?"

Works 70% of the time every time

Sreedy wrote:

say_whut wrote:Sup stnuc

Just "liked" a chicks status from uni, instantly she hits me up on fb messenger

Do this but like a picture where she thinks she looks ugly. Instant message flex. "hey you alright?"

Works 70% of the time every time

I comment on pictures where they are beating themselves up about not looking the prettiest with..'well I have this in my wankbank babe, so you are doing something right, speak to you soon '

haha she's not the type to post they kind of statuses and she is s t u n n i n g. I liked her most recent profile pic change though idk

Met a girl from work and started hanging out with her. 1 week later she was faking seizures in my basement.

Raggles wrote: faking seizures in my basement.

is that innuendo or...

knell wrote:

Raggles wrote: faking seizures in my basement.

is that innuendo or...

Nope. She hit her head on something and then started having(faking) a seizure.
I went downstairs to see what was going on and...
...because at that time I already knew she was crazy.

Raggles wrote:Met a girl from work and started hanging out with her. 1 week later she was faking seizures in my basement.

If I ever met a girl like that I'd marry her.

i love you snh

Get a hobby. Girls like dudes with hobbies. Collect stamps; become a stamp bandit. Girls like bandits too.

gwa wrote:i'd sign up to WoW. met my GF there