Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:39 am
Sonika wrote:Socks feel terrible on your dick
Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:26 am
I have lost the slight respect I had for many of you.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:29 am
garethom wrote:I have lost the slight respect I had for many of you.
And yourself too of course? Right Mr. gorilla father? (Looks up with sparkly eyes)
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:50 am
wat
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:34 am
garethom wrote:wat
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:03 am
garethom wrote:I have lost the slight respect I had for many of you.
come on garethom lets hear that story
also, ew. foreskin. gross.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:05 am
I thought only Jews+Muslims had their foreskins off, is it all Americans?
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:10 am
pretty muchTerpit wrote:I thought only Jews+Muslims had their foreskins off, is it all Americans?
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:11 am
Not just Americans.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:12 am
I mean all Americans aswell?
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:13 am
I think it is a fairly large percentage that don't have a foreskin.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:18 am
I went to school with a guy who had to get the snip when he was 17, he had something wrong with his knob but never knew until his first sexual encounter. turns out he couldnt pull it back coz it was too tight but never knew that wasnt right.
He couldnt stand up for about 2 days after the surgery and couldnt walk for a week.
He couldnt stand up for about 2 days after the surgery and couldnt walk for a week.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:44 am
Wow. You lot never fail to amaze me.
I'm guessing if you're sat near the toilets on a plane and make a disgusted, judgmental face at everybody who walks out, you will eventually get someone who has just had a wank. I'm not sure what happens next in this situation, but it seems like it would be worth trying.
I'm guessing if you're sat near the toilets on a plane and make a disgusted, judgmental face at everybody who walks out, you will eventually get someone who has just had a wank. I'm not sure what happens next in this situation, but it seems like it would be worth trying.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:07 pm
Sorry mate, if I did have a weird story, telling you would probably count as some sort of crime.Sonika wrote:garethom wrote:I have lost the slight respect I had for many of you.
come on garethom lets hear that story
also, ew. foreskin. gross.
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:09 pm
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:24 pm
So they are basically cutting up kids' dingdongs in the US, even if they are not religious or anything 
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:10 pm
It is also healthier.AxeD wrote:So they are basically cutting up kids' dingdongs in the US, even if they are not religious or anything
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:45 pm
HaElectric_Head wrote:It is also healthier.AxeD wrote:So they are basically cutting up kids' dingdongs in the US, even if they are not religious or anything
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:56 pm
It's the parents choiceAxeD wrote:HaElectric_Head wrote:It is also healthier.AxeD wrote:So they are basically cutting up kids' dingdongs in the US, even if they are not religious or anything
Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:57 pm
I'm glad my parents made the right choice.