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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:47 am
by DiegoSapiens
Clinton?
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:18 am
by Phigure
hes even got black approval

Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 6:07 am
by ehbes
Yeah but eminem also has black approval and he's not cool
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:39 am
by nowaysj
My uncle is cool as fuck. Seriously, the cake is taken. Fuggetaboutit, it is done and decided. Will post a pic (that will be used on forthcoming album, Boogie on Skis).
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:14 am
by nousd
so what's this coolest white dude's name?
Uncle Tom?
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:43 pm
by nowaysj
Mike, obvs.
I promise you are not ready for the level of white ass coolness I'mma bout to unleash on this forum.
It's gonna be like a neutron bomb going off in your brain.
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:45 pm
by hubb
been waiting 4 dis
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:46 pm
by hubb
is his last name Ehangelo?
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:47 pm
by nowaysj
Like a white guy, you're going to have to wait for the medium to long term to see pay out on this one.
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:49 pm
by hubb
lenght of patience : -
edit
^its not smudge on the screen but careful math btw
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:01 am
by lloydnoise
clinton was the 1st black presidnt
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:39 am
by nousd
automatically, once a person becomes a celebrity,
they cannot be cool imo
because they've either sought celebrity (uncool)
or are exposed to media examination and their uncool traits emerge.
What is considered "coolness", to a great extent, is pretence or being lost in a role (Morrison, Cave etc.).
The truly cool are people like the American doctor who came back from Africa with ebola in a space-suit.
He was doing something awesomely brave (or stupid) and won't live long enough to be scrutinized or preen in front of the press...
and if he does survive and is cool, he'll quickly disappear.
So the guy that gave away everything, went to Alaska & starved in a shack...now he was cool
really, all we know of him is by way of account & film
he remains effectively unknowable
certainly cannot have his person scutinized
Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
he's become an aspect of human nature, a phenomenon, a legend
which is pretty cool really.
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:02 am
by BonerJams04
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:06 am
by nowaysj
sd5 wrote:Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
His name was Alexander Supertramp, and he died because he ate the wrong kind of potatoes. So diametrically half cool.
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:30 am
by hubb
Thread was meant to be about temperature
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:31 am
by magma
hubb wrote:Thread was meant to be about temperature
magma wrote:Titus Oates
"I'm just going outside and may be some time."

Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:38 am
by hubb
Hey now
Simo Häyhä
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
good not to be around back then
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:29 pm
by nobody
sd5 wrote:automatically, once a person becomes a celebrity,
they cannot be cool imo
because they've either sought celebrity (uncool)
or are exposed to media examination and their uncool traits emerge.
What is considered "coolness", to a great extent, is pretence or being lost in a role (Morrison, Cave etc.).
The truly cool are people like the American doctor who came back from Africa with ebola in a space-suit.
He was doing something awesomely brave (or stupid) and won't live long enough to be scrutinized or preen in front of the press...
and if he does survive and is cool, he'll quickly disappear.
So the guy that gave away everything, went to Alaska & starved in a shack...now he was cool
really, all we know of him is by way of account & film
he remains effectively unknowable
certainly cannot have his person scutinized
Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
he's become an aspect of human nature, a phenomenon, a legend
which is pretty cool really.

Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:55 pm
by nousd
nowaysj wrote:sd5 wrote:Can't remember his name; don't need to know it because he's transcended an individual identity
His name was Alexander Supertramp, and he died because he ate the wrong kind of potatoes. So diametrically half cool.
Really? Don't remember that bit.
O well at least he's recorded in the rock annuls.
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:01 am
by DiegoSapiens
I want to change my answer
Homer simpson and ginger baker