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Granted, but with the disintegration of our existence, the "Lovely comments from all" thread would have never ceased to be.

I wish I was Garfield...

Granted, but as you are now a fat lazy cat, you can no longer post on here.

I wish I had an M5.

Granted, but your pockets aren't big enough to contain a motorway.

I wish I was a fat, lazy cat, unable to post in this thread...

Granted, so don't.
Wish "lovely comments..." wouldn't leak out of its cage and consume the universe.

Granted, it now stays locked in a cage where it belongs.

I wish I wasnt ill.

granted - but then you run out to the pub to celebrate your wellness and wake up with a corking hangover


i wish people didnt keep rejecting my requests for a gimp to do my work for me

Granted, you get the green light on the gimp. But he's really rubbish, he just sits there in his gimp suit, waiting to be abuse, and doesn't do any work at all. As a result you lose your job, but are still responsible for the upkeep of the gimp. You keep him in your lounge, and your friends don't like it. They get in touch with you less and less until you lose touch with them forever and then it's just you and the gimp.

I wish it was 6:30

granted - but it's 6.30am on monday morning and you've got to do the whole work week over again...


i wish i could pimp out my gimp and make my fortune

Granted, but your username has been changed to Gazza.Glitter, unfortunate

I wish i was snowboarding right now

granted but you're doing it in gaza

i wish george bush would go on the Daily Show

granted but he's the new host

i wish i had more days off work

granted, but worse than being forced into it or your days off potentially being paid you have to pay the place where you work a day salary for each day you're not there.


i wish for world peace

granted, all form of life is on earth is wiped out, now finaly there is peace for the world.


I wish someone would come up with a good corruptible wish, something I can spend a paragraph or two corrupting

Granted, but when it comes to the crunch, your mind goes blank and you can't think of any funny corruption at all.

I wish that the week was 2 days long and the weekend was 5 days long.

kins83 wrote:Granted, but when it comes to the crunch, your mind goes blank and you can't think of any funny corruption at all.

I wish that the week was 2 days long and the weekend was 5 days long.

granted, but you work weekends

i wish that people would stop saying dubstep is dead

granted but there is no releases for the next year
i wish it wasnt raining

JonnyDub wrote:granted but there is no releases for the next year
i wish it wasnt raining

granted, ever since that meteor landed last year all the water in the country has been sucked down the crater and england is mostly flooded apart from the bits that are completely dry and lifeless. lawless gangs have started to spread like the plague and they murdered and pillaged your family before leaving you for dead tied to a tree in the desert that used to be bristol. did i mention that zombie wolves got beamed down to earth by aliens whilst all this was going on?

i wish i could just corrupt wishes without having to think of wishes myself

Granted, but then this game just becomes corruption without hope, this is too much even for such a cynic as yourself, guilt weighs heavy on you heart for being the one that created this spread of despairingly bleak corruption, everywhere you look you now see dull and bleak faces, the features of a world with out hope, laughter no longer touches you, joy no longer visits. You are left desperately wanting to be able to wish that you never wished not to have to wish, but can’t. Fate has sealed the lid, you watch as the worlds crumbles around you, your only hope of relief from this desolation; a slow and lonely death.


I wish for a pet dog that knows how to use a toilet keeps it breath fresh and can talk.

eLBe wrote:Granted, but then this game just becomes corruption without hope, this is too much even for such a cynic as yourself, guilt weighs heavy on you heart for being the one that created this spread of despairingly bleak corruption, everywhere you look you now see dull and bleak faces, the features of a world with out hope, laughter no longer touches you, joy no longer visits. You are left desperately wanting to be able to wish that you never wished not to have to wish, but can’t. Fate has sealed the lid, you watch as the worlds crumbles around you, your only hope of relief from this desolation; a slow and lonely death.


I wish for a pet dog that knows how to use a toilet keeps it breath fresh and can talk.

granted. it all starts off fine and dandy until the dog tells you he loves you wants a relationship but yyou're afraid of commitment/beastiality. you tell the dog this thinking you can go back to the way you were but it is never quite the same. then, one day the dog will move away and find its true love and you will finally realise you loved him all along and that he was 'the one'.
you live the rest of your life in misery and heartbreak.

i wish people would do long answers for me!