Sooo after year and a half i get in touch with my ex a bit, i took it a bit hard when we broke up, but i shrugged it off after some time. We just started chattin every now and then on the facebook etc etc. Then, yesterday i foun out she deleted me off her friends list, so i asked her why, and she told me her BF was jealous.
Fukya, same reason why she wouldn't meet me.
IDK why do i care... [/deardiary]
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:33 pm
by pikeymobile
the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it
rave safe
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:40 pm
by syrup
Not the case cause
a) i haz a GF atm and i'm really happy with her
b) she lives 100some km away
I'll consider that inna future, though
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:46 pm
by jameshk
pikeymobile wrote:the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it
rave safe
been there. good times.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:22 am
by pikeymobile
if a man tells me he's never chokebummed a girl then i will disregard them as a pussyo and refuse to engage in conversation with them
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:24 am
by pikeymobile
you may as well be a virgin if you've never done it
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:26 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
jameshk wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it
rave safe
been there. good times.
will hopefully be going there tonite!
BUMCHOKERS UNIIIIIIIIIITE!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:28 am
by pikeymobile
mate the women fucking love it, they get all twitchy and shit afterwards and can't sit still (or sit down) for about 45 minutes
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:44 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
45 minutes.... not for my girlies matey.... try 2 or 3 days!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:46 am
by pikeymobile
feels good when you pull out and there's a bit of blood mixed with the santorum, it's like an indicator of how good a job you've done
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:40 am
by Molzie
working on a public holiday.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:45 am
by pikeymobile
mate this thread is about bumming u should start ur own thread if you want to moan
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:52 am
by 3za
What the hell is chokebum?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:55 am
by pikeymobile
when you choke a girl whilst balls deep in her bum hole getme
it makes fanny sex look about as exciting as a game of rounders
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:55 am
by ehbes
FUCK OFF ELI
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:42 am
by pandabear
I really, really, really dislike most things right now, including myself. I'm such a fucking fake ass cos I'm lying to everyone - about everything. Saying good things, even if I don't mean it. I'm not okay. This isn't just a detachment because I would like to spend time with myself. I really don't know how to fix this. I don't think anyone can help, that's why it's better to not say anything. It does make me want to wish bad things.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:17 am
by JTMMusicuk
the guy above me made his post real small and white so i had to highlight it and look closer than normal, he also sounds like a psycho killer
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:34 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
JTMMusicuk wrote:the guy above me made his post real small and white so i had to highlight it and look closer than normal, he also sounds like a psycho killer
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:37 am
by kidshuffle
ehbrums1 wrote:FUCK OFF ELI
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:21 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
Nevalo wrote:
jameshk wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it
