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Granted, but the reply just goes on and on and on and doesn't really strike you as being particularly witty or funny. Still, as you requested a long reply, you feel compelled to keep on reading, whilst the hope of reading something to make you raise a smile, nevermind laugh, slowly ebbs away. Eventually you get to the end of the wish corruption and realise that it has been a complete waste of time and energy to read it.

I wish I had a monkey.

kins83 wrote:Granted, but the reply just goes on and on and on and doesn't really strike you as being particularly witty or funny. Still, as you requested a long reply, you feel compelled to keep on reading, whilst the hope of reading something to make you raise a smile, nevermind laugh, slowly ebbs away. Eventually you get to the end of the wish corruption and realise that it has been a complete waste of time and energy to read it.

I wish I had a monkey.

best grant ever

kins83 wrote:Granted, but the reply just goes on and on and on and doesn't really strike you as being particularly witty or funny. Still, as you requested a long reply, you feel compelled to keep on reading, whilst the hope of reading something to make you raise a smile, nevermind laugh, slowly ebbs away. Eventually you get to the end of the wish corruption and realise that it has been a complete waste of time and energy to read it.

I wish I had a monkey.

lol.

Granted but you can never fiqure out what a mon is, let alone find the mon you have a key for.


I wish I wasn't so up tight about beastiality and had just shown my dog my true colours instead of worrying about the ethics/morals of such a situation.

granted, but your dog has aids.

I wish my dentist could book me in earlier to sort out this toothache.

fliPPo wrote:granted, but your dog has aids.

granted, but you leave without teeth left in your mouth


i wish i wasn't socially handicapped

granted, you have amazing social skills but you are also a deaf mute

i wish they would fix our fucking computer systems at work

badger wrote:granted, you have amazing social skills but you are also a deaf mute

i wish they would fix our fucking computer systems at work

granted, but whilst fixing them, the IT guys discover your secret stash of really weird porn

i wish work would employ some more girls

granted,
you lose your place at the office because of sexual harrasment complaints coming from those very same girls though.



i wish i was as naive as 10 years ago again

Granted you're naive again... a pixie steels 10 years worth of your most precious learned experiences.

Now you don't mind rolling round in gutters in broad daylight, you don't realise that the eyes you're staring into at the end of a night at the pub are those of an ugly monkey not your best friends on a whim, you love to call people out who are 10 times your size and think its fun to watch game shows. You believe that eating plastic cheese is the height of sophistication.

I wish for more time to relax and stare at my beautiful navel! and that my navel would remain beautiful and uncorruptible when and assuming my wish is granted!

and I wish that anyone who thought that rape was a way to continue a conversation would FUCK OFF home and get their nads chopped off on the way past the fish market where they were accidentally mistaken for naked sea urchins put on display in the front window wearing tinsel in the full sun where they got blistered and then thrown out into a canal attached to a 10 tonne weight as they were so rotten and ugly.

granted but you get raped

i wish fish could sing

bandshell wrote:granted but you get raped

i wish fish could sing

granted but they all sound like nickleback.


i wish i could find a poker so i could smoke this bowl.

granted but its fully packed with asbestos

i wish my car would start first time everytime in this cold weather... not about bump starting every morning with a cloud of stinkin smoke to follow....

TK wrote:granted but its fully packed with asbestos

i wish my car would start first time everytime in this cold weather... not about bump starting every morning with a cloud of stinkin smoke to follow....

granted but its in your garage and you're locked in and you gas yourself to death.

I wish it was commonplace to be able to tell callers to get f..ked in my job

Granted I guess

I wish I didn't need to say stupid things all the time which is why I'm not saying anything stupid after my granted. And I'll be the granter of my own wishes

Granted

I wish that airconditioning was completely banned particularly in the middle of summer when going into the office feels like walking into an antarctic cave.

If its too hot we all go home

EXPO wrote:Granted

I wish that airconditioning was completely banned particularly in the middle of summer when going into the office feels like walking into an antarctic cave.

If its too hot we all go home

not sure u understand but anywho.
Granted but heat rises to unbearable heights and u lose ur job for not going in because ur "too hot" [no pun]

I wish that I wasnt too lazy to get up and get the remote so that i have to watch "to buy or not to buy" on BBC1.

granted, but when you get the remote it has run out of batteries.

I wish it was friday.

fork46 wrote:granted, but when you get the remote it has run out of batteries.

I wish it was friday.

Granted but its the worst friday you've ever had.

I wish i had moneys to go out tonight.

granted but nothings happening

i wish i could go back to sleep