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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:35 pm
by dexdur
granted but when you wake up i will have taken your eyes.
I wish i could fly
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:07 pm
by grimesceneinvestigation
granted,
however, you never learned how to land and are doomed to spend the rest of your time in space.
i wish someone could hear me scream in space
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:32 am
by stayc
granted but u dont shutup and someone shoots you
i wish everyone had the same sleeping pattern so no one was awake and lonely.
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:57 pm
by pdomino
Granted, but now youve got a bedroom full of dubstepforumers !
I wish EXPO knew how to grant a wish.
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:36 pm
by stayc
looooooooool
Granted but now he knows how to do it he insists on wishing for you to reply to his wishes
I wish this game wasnt so continuous and repetative :S
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:41 pm
by pdomino

Granted ... but the game now operates a one letter per post rule, great !
I wish she was sat on my face.
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:44 pm
by stayc
granted but 'she' suffocates you
i wish thr were more players in this game
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:17 pm
by dexdur
granted but they are all chinese and no one can understand what they are saying
I wish some chinese people would join this gane

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:49 pm
by vision
granted but now everybody is chinese and nobody but you speek english
i wish i got up in time for uni today.
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:53 pm
by did
vision wrote:granted but now everybody is chinese and nobody but you speek english
i wish i got up in time for uni today.
granted but its sunday and you got in at 6.30am this morning
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:47 pm
by pdomino
Your supposed to make a wish bruv
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:26 am
by nousd
he DID
wish i wasn't peeling from sunburn
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:36 am
by pdomino
SD5 wrote:he DID
wish i wasn't peeling from sunburn
Granted, your peeling from extreme radiation exposure
I wish I had a bag of money.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:38 am
by nousd
Granted but money's not everything, so your dick falls off.
I wish Obama's vision for a selflessness spirit came true.
I know that's hard to make that amusing but, really, how great would it be?
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:09 am
by djelements
SD5 wrote:Granted but money's not everything, so your dick falls off.
I wish Obama's vision for a selflessness spirit came true.
I know that's hard to make that amusing but, really, how great would it be?
Granted, his administration brings new levels of prosperity to Mars, while bush's 3rd term is more of the same.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:06 am
by pdomino
Elementz, I thought better of you in the 'wishing' field.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:23 am
by dubluke
having to start the chain again now!
I wish DJ elementz would learn how to wish
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:29 am
by nousd
dubluke wrote:I wish DJ elementz would learn how to wash
Granted but now we can't smell him coming.
I wish I hadn't pissed off dbluke for doing that.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:34 am
by dubluke
granted, but actually i found it quite funny, so your attempt to piss me off failed
i wish i had an awesome time machine
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:38 am
by dr ddd
granted - and it goes back in time leaving you behind....
i wish i was a monkey and could swing from tree to tree and eat bananas all day