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granted but monkey's smell like shit, so all the bananas run away when you come swinging by

i wish that tuesday would arrive already so i can get this bloody exam done and finally start making the most of being on part time

Granted but you fail the exam and have to re-sit it.

I wish I was better at Guitar Hero

Granted, but now you fuck dubs off for your new love ...indie music.

I wish I was getting hugs.

granted, bear hugs

i wish i had more sandwich

DID wrote:granted, bear hugs

i wish i had more sandwich

Granted, but it has jizz in it instead of mayo.

I wish I a room full of hot sluts right now, without any diseases.

Noesis wrote:

DID wrote:granted, bear hugs

i wish i had more sandwich

Granted, but it has jizz in it instead of mayo.

I wish I a room full of hot sluts right now, without any diseases.

check how you knew about the mayo!

fuck jizz tho still

Granted, but they are so hot they are too hot to touch, shame.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you are a fly. (SWAAAAT!)

Wish I was a spider with multi-faceted eyes.

Granted

but your brain dosn't adjust to accept signals from more than two eyes, the result is you end up with the mother of all headaches as you brain tries to cope with the extra information and focus out of its extra eyes. This extended pressure eventually leads to a hemorage which leave you paralyzed. You sit, on you decaying web, watching helplessly as flies continually get stuck, they look so tasty you can't help but drool. As the days pass your body begins to eatitself from the inside out, an agonising process that lasts for months.


I wish chavgangs would come back online.

granted but your gang loses all of it's money and weapons due to a hacker being a member of your team. oh, wait, thats already happened...

i wish pancake day was today.

granted, but your not allowed any pancakes, upon pain of DEATH.

I wish my landlord would come unblock the drains and get rid of the shitty smell

missedthebus wrote:granted, but your not allowed any pancakes, upon pain of DEATH.

I wish my landlord would come unblock the drains and get rid of the shitty smell

granted, but he finds the job unusually arousing and starts imagining what you look like naked. after spiking your cup of tea he decides to splay your legs as you lay unconscious and fuck you up the arse with his drain plunger. as he wanks off and cums in ur unexpecting face he gets a bit too rowdy with the plunger and ruptures ur colon. he flees leaving you dripping urself out of ur arse, ironically after shitting out ur intestines they roll back into your drain blocking it again. after 3 weeks the smell from the drain alerts the neighbours.

i wish for a new set of boxers which dont have any skidmarks in

Granted, now the skid marks are on you t-shirts......don't ask me how there your damn skid marks.


I wish there were another 8hours in the day

Granted but all 8 hours will be spent listening to Dido's album remixed by the blackout crew

I wish i had some food in the house

granted, but it is all mouldy, you are so hungry that you eat it anyway, giving yourself acute bowl problems, in fact it is so bad that everyone you love disowns you and you are left alone, weeping in to a shit splattered toilet.

I had enough money to kick back and chill for the rest of my life.......

eLBe wrote:granted, but it is all mouldy, you are so hungry that you eat it anyway, giving yourself acute bowl problems, in fact it is so bad that everyone you love disowns you and you are left alone, weeping in to a shit splattered toilet.

I had enough money to kick back and chill for the rest of my life.......

granted but u chill so hard u die.
i wish my deck wasnt under my bed

granted your deck isnt under your bed, but it has been replaced by a sex deprived gary glitter who has been working out in the gym and fired up on stella.

i wish for one night in megan fox.

dubfama wrote:granted your deck isnt under your bed, but it has been replaced by a sex deprived gary glitter who has been working out in the gym and fired up on stella.

i wish for one night in megan fox.

Afterwards she flips over with a dildo and she's it's her turn.

I wish for a bigger penis

gkmusic wrote:

dubfama wrote:granted your deck isnt under your bed, but it has been replaced by a sex deprived gary glitter who has been working out in the gym and fired up on stella.

i wish for one night in megan fox.

Afterwards she flips over with a dildo and she's it's her turn.

I wish for a bigger penis

granted, but its in you not on u

i wish for a pc that cubase works on

Granted, but now it no mouse/keyboard/midi controler will work on it.

I wish I could figure out what direction to take my life in