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Granted but by finding your lifes direction you lose your sense of real direction and get lost on the way home and walk into a gay orgy session.

I wish I didnt have to work this weekend./

Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.

pdomino wrote:Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.

Granted, but the amount of money inside it is still the same


I wish I didn't have an exam next monday...

De-Fi wrote:

pdomino wrote:Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.

Granted, but the amount of money inside it is still the same


I wish I didn't have an exam next monday...

Granted, you like the Florida Marlins.
I wish I had more money.

DJelements wrote:

De-Fi wrote:

pdomino wrote:Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.

Granted, but the amount of money inside it is still the same


I wish I didn't have an exam next monday...

Granted, you like the Florida Marlins.
I wish I had more money.

Granted, you have to listen to "Where's my money?" on repeat for a year.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, yu is now cock high.

wishing for either Jill, Jenny or Deb to walk thru that door.

granted, they all turned into zombies and have come for your brain.

i wish i lived closer to new york

Your wish is granted.





I wish that there was an time-minimizing way to identify tracks as they were playing in mixes...like has track 14 kicked in? Have I been totally attentive? (without having memory points like OLLIE!)

SD5 wrote:Your wish is granted.





I wish that there was an time-minimizing way to identify tracks as they were playing in mixes...like has track 14 kicked in? Have I been totally attentive? (without having memory points like OLLIE!)

Granted they are called ears, welcome to the modern world.....

I wish I felt more confident about applying for jobs.

Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.

NilsFG wrote:Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.

granted, you know have 2 halves of every record you own.

I wish I had some more 59fifty fitted caps.

DJelements wrote:

NilsFG wrote:Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.

granted, you know have 2 halves of every record you own.

I wish I had some more 59fifty fitted caps.

granted but they all have twat and a arrow pointing downwards on them

I wish I could get to sleep earlier

eLBe wrote:

DJelements wrote:

NilsFG wrote:Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.

granted, you know have 2 halves of every record you own.

I wish I had some more 59fifty fitted caps.

granted but they all have twat and a arrow pointing downwards on them

I wish I could get to sleep earlier

granted the raping starts earlier too

i wish i had eazy-e's vocal chords

granted, you also have is dick up your arse and his aids in you blood.


I wish I didn't have a headache

eLBe wrote:granted, you also have is dick up your arse and his aids in you blood.


I wish I didn't have a headache

granted, you also have is dick up your arse and his aids in you blood.

I wish I didn't have to recycle jokes.

(also, at least they aren't NY Yankees hats)

Granted, but u should consider recycling yourself as you a joke.

I wish for immunity

Wolverine99 wrote:Granted, but u should consider recycling yourself as you a joke.

I wish for immunity

you are granted immunity in the next court you enter however you dont have immunity to the bse infected burger you ate in 1997 and now the cjd virus in your brain kicks in and you start going mad.

I wish the Chinese take away was here now i cant wait any longer for crispy aromatic duck pancakes!!

missedthebus wrote:

Wolverine99 wrote:Granted, but u should consider recycling yourself as you a joke.

I wish for immunity

you are granted immunity in the next court you enter however you dont have immunity to the bse infected burger you ate in 1997 and now the cjd virus in your brain kicks in and you start going mad.

I wish the Chinese take away was here now i cant wait any longer for crispy aromatic duck pancakes!!

Granted, but they put so much MSG in your food that you will be shitting blood for the next week.

I wish it didn't snow so much yesterday.

granted but tomorrows forecast is calling for 18 inches

i wish i had an unlimited supply of squeezy cheese

steppo wrote:granted but tomorrows forecast is calling for 18 inches

i wish i had an unlimited supply of squeezy cheese

Granted, but it's always just out of reach.

I wish I had some cookies.