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voila, yu do, you've already eaten them &
they're clogging up your arteries right now

I wish I could handle pricks better.


Go on, say it. It's good to have an easy one occasionally.

SD5 wrote:voila, yu do, you've already eaten them &
they're clogging up your arteries right now

I wish I could handle pricks better.


Go on, say it. It's good to have an easy one occasionally.

Granted, but you die from food poisoning.


I wish I didn't suck with production.

Granted
you now suck without it.

(disappointing Jellymints, yu had a free shot man)

I wish I could restrain myself from laughing at my own jokes

SD5 wrote:Granted
you now suck without it.

(disappointing Jellymints, yu had a free shot man)

I wish I could restrain myself from laughing at my own jokes

Granted, but only with a straight jacket.

(Yeah, I had a free shot, so I had to switch it up)

I wish I had something useful to do with my fridays.

DJelements wrote: Granted, but only with a straight jacket.

(Yeah, I had a free shot, so I had to switch it up)

I wish I had something useful to do with my fridays.

Granted You now spend every Friday cleaning up after me, bringing my food and booze an hoeing youself out to pay for my rent. all of which I find very usefull.

I wish that this weather keeps up for the weekend.

Granted but it keeps up for ever then all water supplies run dry and you end up drinking your own piss !

I wish my window closed

Depone wrote:

LeftDub wrote:
I wish my window closed

Granted, But now you can never open it again.

I wish I had more hardware to play with

Granted, if you consider 100,000 dildos to be hardware.

I wish I could draw more betterer.

Depone wrote:

DJelements wrote: I wish I could draw more betterer.

Granted, but you have no arms/hands

I wish the production forum had an invite system so we dont get the same massive questions about syncing lfos

Granted.

I wish I knew how to sync LFOs.

DJelements wrote:

Depone wrote:

DJelements wrote: I wish I could draw more betterer.

Granted, but you have no arms/hands

I wish the production forum had an invite system so we dont get the same massive questions about syncing lfos

Granted.

I wish I knew how to sync LFOs.

Granted. But they all synced to 4,000,000 wobbles a millisecond.

I wish i was on my way to becoming a music teacher already

granted,
in one of thousands of "dangerous minds-copycat-movies-about-problem-kids-where-this-time-there's-no-happy-end-involved-for-the-teacher-in-question"



I wish I had a few more reasons to feel good about these days

granted, but you feel too good and everyone thinks you're wierd and stops liking you

i wish i didnt have a smokers cough

DID wrote:granted, but you feel too good and everyone thinks you're wierd and stops liking you

i wish i didnt have a smokers cough

granted but you have a smokers lung cancer

I wish I din't want a cig so bad

granted, now you want a cigarette...


i wish i was sitting on the beach right now drinking a cider

dr ddd wrote:granted, now you want a cigarette...


i wish i was sitting on the beach right now drinking a cider

Granted, but the beach is covered in sewage and used johnnies, the cider is warm, and it's raining.

I wish my housemate tidied up more.

granted, but its obsessive so he tidies all your shit n you can never find it

i wish my job wasn't so long

DID wrote:granted, but its obsessive so he tidies all your shit n you can never find it

i wish my job wasn't so long

granted, you get the sack in about 3 mins.

I wish it was lunch time already

Granted,now you're working 16 hour days just to pay for your 14 children and the hp on your mobile home.
I wish granny would take her falsers out when giving blowjobs.