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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:48 pm
by kins83
bassmonk wrote:Granted,now you're working 16 hour days just to pay for your 14 children and the hp on your mobile home.
I wish granny would take her falsers out when giving blowjobs.
Granted but it means she can't talk dirty with you before.
I wish I had a new car.
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:56 pm
by w3sk
kins83 wrote:[
I wish I had a new car.
granted, but it gets 1mpg.
I wish I was skiing today.
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:29 am
by nousd
granted, it snowed in your living room.
Wish I didn't have this 5 hour drive ahead to get to Headhunter.
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:38 am
by sigbowls
granted, your tv has been replaced by a motor that leeks oil in your house
i wish i could walk on my hands
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:51 am
by dj ill kid 505
sackmetropolis wrote:granted, your tv has been replaced by a motor that leeks oil in your house
i wish i could walk on my hands
Granted, your balls are on your hands.
I wish there were better MCs.
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:09 am
by sigbowls
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:42 pm
by kins83
No time for corruptions!
I wish Parson was back here.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:53 pm
by elbe
Granted, but during his time away he was abducted by alien who told him that he was wrong afterall and aliens don't actually exist, that all his conspiracies are in fact nothing more than mild coincidence and to suck it up and get on with it, there will always be shitty power hungry tossers in the world and the best you can hope for is a good shot at life. now that he has awoken his post lack what you seek in them and thus his return is fruitless.
I dunno, my heart just isn't in this anymore.
I wish for a good shot at life.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:59 pm
by kins83
eLBe wrote:Granted, but during his time away he was abducted by alien who told him that he was wrong afterall and aliens don't actually exist, that all his conspiracies are in fact nothing more than mild coincidence and to suck it up and get on with it, there will always be shitty power hungry tossers in the world and the best you can hope for is a good shot at life. now that he has awoken his post lack what you seek in them and thus his return is fruitless.
I dunno, my heart just isn't in this anymore.
I wish for a good shot at life.
Granted, you do pretty damn well for yourself. You end up living in a life of luxury with a family and a beautiful wife. But, you're actually the head of a recently nationalised bank, and when the whole thing goes tits, everyone decides you'd do as a good scapegoat and everyone in the media and the public instantly hates you. Except me, I still think you're cool. Which makes things even worse.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:04 pm
by elbe
but no wish kinsman? is your life that fulfilled?
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:30 pm
by kins83
eLBe wrote:
but no wish kinsman? is your life that fulfilled?
oh yeah, forgot about that. I wish I was Fred Goodwin.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:52 pm
by elbe
Granted, you are now retired and on £700k a year pension, so who give a fuk that you are hated and some vandals broke a few windows and messed up your car?
on the other hand
I wish I had half that yearly income
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:45 pm
by parson
actually the alien told me not to worry about what other people think and to quit trying to convince people of stuff.
i wish i had some clam chowder
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:45 pm
by elbe
welcome back.
Is this the first wish from this thread to actually be granted?
anyway onto business
Granted, but you hate the taste of Clam so much that it makes you Vomit. AT the same time you love chowder so much that you must eat is on sight! This results in you entering a cycle of eating then vomiting it back up until the chowder/vomit mix becomes more vomit than chowder so that you chowder fetish is depleted.
I wish this house was warmer
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:26 am
by nousd
Granted. Is that smoke you be smelling?
I wish for a desirable female who is up for it.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:14 pm
by rectaldubz
SD5 wrote:Granted. Is that smoke you be smelling?
I wish for a desirable female who is up for it.
granted, the desirable female wants to shit on your chest
i wish for a million dubstep vinyl's before the artist's have even made them!
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:22 pm
by osky
rectaldubz wrote:SD5 wrote:Granted. Is that smoke you be smelling?
I wish for a desirable female who is up for it.
granted, the desirable female wants to shit on your chest
i wish for a million dubstep vinyl's before the artist's have even made them!
granted, but they are all broken
i wish for gingers to be exterminated
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:54 pm
by rectaldubz
granted, but the ginger's come back as ZOMBIE'S and still carry gingerlitus
i wish my brother would stop playing la roux in for the kill remix!
Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:08 am
by shamwow
Granted, but they all cum over your new sofa when you bust a smile.
I wish I didnt have to get up in 6 hours.
