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jameshk wrote:just found grey hairs... oh noes

just found more bare scalp where my hairs used to hang out



i'd take a full head of grey over this any day

so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

Nevalo wrote:so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

wait.. what? you use a shower exfoliator?

Molzie wrote:

Nevalo wrote:so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

wait.. what? you use a shower exfoliator?

hey, its to keep my skin silky smooth for the ladies

Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

Nevalo wrote:so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

a spider dropped on to my hand whilst i was typing yesterday
i promptly shat myself then ushered him to a safe spot on my windowsill so he can continue killing insects for me
spiderbro

pikeymobile wrote:

Nevalo wrote:so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

a spider dropped on to my hand whilst i was typing yesterday
i promptly shat myself then ushered him to a safe spot on my windowsill so he can continue killing insects for me
spiderbro

FUCK THAT, id have a heart attack if this thing dropped onto my hand, seeing as its the size of my hand


managed to capture it in a container though, poked some holes in the top so its can breathe.... now im just trying to figure out where i can release it without it returning to the earlier mentioned shower lol

Nevalo wrote:

pikeymobile wrote:

Nevalo wrote:so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

a spider dropped on to my hand whilst i was typing yesterday
i promptly shat myself then ushered him to a safe spot on my windowsill so he can continue killing insects for me
spiderbro

FUCK THAT, id have a heart attack if this thing dropped onto my hand, seeing as its the size of my hand


managed to capture it in a container though, poked some holes in the top so its can breathe.... now im just trying to figure out where i can release it without it returning to the earlier mentioned shower lol

good use already poked the holes in, now submerge in bucket of water

i had this one massive (by pussyclart british standards) spider that kept finding its way in to my bath, must've saved him about 10 times
then one day i found him limping on a windowsill and he died a few hours later
rip spiderbro

photo required to clarify size of spider.

also, think of all the eggs he's previously laid in your wank sponge. I'm sure that wasn't his first visit to your shower.

have u ever had a wank then when u jizz ants come out of your penis?

i shit myself whenever I see an insect in my house. then proceed to bomb the whole place with insecticides.

edit: and by insecticides I mean: sprays, foam, some liquid poison thing, gel, boric acid and roach repelling floor detergent

funny, i woke up this morning to a big ass spider in my shower too

but i seen it straight away, and destroyed that fucker

snh is full of fassymen who are afraid of spiders

pikeymobile wrote:have u ever had a wank then when u jizz ants come out of your penis?

that's what's gonna happen to nev except baby spiders

LOL


just fucking lol


this is why i love SNH

Neptune wrote:Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

Housemate issues?

kay wrote:

Neptune wrote:Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

Housemate issues?

argh, yes. Moany bitch wanting to dictate when and what I do for my own birthday. Just 2 more weeks and I'll never have to see her again

Neptune wrote:

kay wrote:

Neptune wrote:Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

Housemate issues?

argh, yes. Moany bitch wanting to dictate when and what I do for my own birthday. Just 2 more weeks and I'll never have to see her again

My brain is fried..