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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:34 am
by sigbowls
granted, but when you wake up your door is locked and theres a gay guy in your room

i wish i didnt live with my perents

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:40 am
by deadly_habit
sackmetropolis wrote:granted, but when you wake up your door is locked and theres a gay guy in your room

i wish i didnt live with my perents
granted you now live with your dead relatives 6 feet under

i wish i could get some sleep

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:01 pm
by rectaldubz
granted, but you wake up in that room off hostel where that guy gets his cock chopped off! :twisted:

i wish for a new sick assss bike!

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:05 pm
by did
Deadly Habit wrote:
sackmetropolis wrote:granted, but when you wake up your door is locked and theres a gay guy in your room

i wish i didnt live with my perents
granted you now live with your dead relatives 6 feet under
that made me spit orange juice all over my pc hhahahahahaha

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:06 pm
by did
rectaldubz wrote:granted, but you wake up in that room off hostel where that guy gets his cock chopped off! :twisted:

i wish for a new sick assss bike!
granted, but as soon as you get it you get taken out by a truck and crippled from the neck downwards

i wish i didn't have this cough

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:20 pm
by deadly_habit
DID wrote:
rectaldubz wrote:granted, but you wake up in that room off hostel where that guy gets his cock chopped off! :twisted:

i wish for a new sick assss bike!
granted, but as soon as you get it you get taken out by a truck and crippled from the neck downwards

i wish i didn't have this cough
granted you now have the swine flu

i wish i had duck feet

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:28 pm
by steppo
granted but now your covered in oil and have one of those plastic rings from soda can 6-packs around your neck

wish i hadnt moved back in with my mum and dad

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:31 pm
by Malicious
steppo wrote:granted but now your covered in oil and have one of those plastic rings from soda can 6-packs around your neck

wish i hadnt moved back in with my mum and dad

granted, but your now living on the streets.


I wish I wasn't so tired.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:44 pm
by ::g-sus::
Malicious wrote:granted, but your now living on the streets.


I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted, now you never sleep because youre a zombie.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:57 pm
by deadly_habit
::G-SUS:: wrote:
Malicious wrote:granted, but your now living on the streets.


I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted, now you never sleep because youre a zombie.

I wish I could speak Japanese.
granted you are now a basement dwelling anime freak

i wish i had vision like the predator

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:22 pm
by djelements
Deadly Habit wrote:
::G-SUS:: wrote:
Malicious wrote:granted, but your now living on the streets.


I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted, now you never sleep because youre a zombie.

I wish I could speak Japanese.
granted you are now a basement dwelling anime freak

i wish i had vision like the predator
Granted, Arnold Schwarzenegger makes you kill yourself.

I wish I had vision like the predator.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:48 pm
by deadly_habit
Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either :P.

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.
granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:49 pm
by djelements
Deadly Habit wrote:
Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either :P.

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.
granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater
Granted, but Neurotik fries you.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:51 pm
by deadly_habit
DJelements wrote:
Deadly Habit wrote:
Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either :P.

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.
granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater
Granted, but Neurotik fries you.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
granted but you never specified what it was to be so it has gone to waste

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:53 pm
by djelements
Deadly Habit wrote:
DJelements wrote:
Deadly Habit wrote:
Neurotik wrote:Granted, but you end up in the newest alien cross over film and one of those spider things jumps on your face while shaving and lays eggs inside you. Swallowing contraceptive pills won't help either :P.

I wish i could shoot lightning out of my fingers like that emperor from star wars.
granted but you electrocute yourself every time you try to bathe or drink any fluids

i wish i could breathe underwater
Granted, but Neurotik fries you.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
granted but you never specified what it was to be so it has gone to waste

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
Granted. I can't corrupt a wish so glorious as that.

I wish I could corrupt that shit.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:23 pm
by Big MD
Granted, but you can't wish anymore.


I wish i'd bee the owner of the wrhole world.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:35 pm
by Big MD
granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life :D :D :D

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen. :P

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:46 pm
by deadly_habit
Big_MD wrote:granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life :D :D :D

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen. :P
granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny