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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:53 pm
by djelements
Deadly Habit wrote:
Big_MD wrote:granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life :D :D :D

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen. :P
granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny
Granted, but you died from lung cancer from all the cheap cigs.

I wish Deadly Habit didn't die, because this game is well lonely.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:57 pm
by deadly_habit
DJelements wrote:
Deadly Habit wrote:
Big_MD wrote:granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life :D :D :D

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen. :P
granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny
Granted, but you died from lung cancer from all the cheap cigs.

I wish Deadly Habit didn't die, because this game is well lonely.
granted but now i'm a zombie

i wish i had some brainsssssssss

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:08 pm
by djelements
Deadly Habit wrote:
DJelements wrote:
Deadly Habit wrote:
Big_MD wrote:granted, but you have a pussy for the rest of your life :D :D :D

i wish i'd bee the only man on the planet, surroundet by billions of hetero sexual whimen. :P
granted, but they're all english majors and grammar sizan

i wish cigarettes didn't cost so fucking much in ny
Granted, but you died from lung cancer from all the cheap cigs.

I wish Deadly Habit didn't die, because this game is well lonely.
granted but now i'm a zombie

i wish i had some brainsssssssss
Granted, bu- OH GOD NOW I'M INFECTED!

I wish I had some braaaaiiiinnnnsssss

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:32 am
by .rudetone.
Granted, he has spared you, he will now sodomise you all day every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to bed earlier

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:47 am
by tim d
Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:56 am
by rectaldubz
Tim D wrote:Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

granted, it turns out burial is gay and wants you

i wish it wasnt raining

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:15 pm
by dubluke
rectaldubz wrote:
Tim D wrote:Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

granted, it turns out burial is gay and wants you

i wish it wasnt raining
granted, but now its sunny and now you have severe sunburn

i wish i had some coffee with me

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:33 pm
by leftdub
dubluke wrote:
rectaldubz wrote:
Tim D wrote:Granted, you can go to bed earlier....you just have to get up earlier as well.

I wish I knew Burial

granted, it turns out burial is gay and wants you

i wish it wasnt raining
granted, but now its sunny and now you have severe sunburn

i wish i had some coffee with me
Granted but you spill it and burn yourself

I wish I could afford the bus to work

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:57 pm
by SK3W3R
granted, but you catch swine flu
i wish i had the money to buy a timecode vinyl setup

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:13 pm
by tim d
Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:37 pm
by djelements
Tim D wrote:Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift
Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish Virtual DJ wasn't real.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:44 pm
by jazzamataz
DJelements wrote:
Tim D wrote:Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift
Granted, but you end up with Virtual DJ

I wish Virtual DJ wasn't real.
granted, but Winamp creates a DJ patch anyway.

I wish i had a mocha-frappachino.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:32 pm
by rfk
granted but you spill it on your crotch and become impotent

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:44 pm
by rectaldubz
is this the end RFK your suppose to wish for something fok it i'll continue it,

i wish i had a phat hd televisle

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:36 pm
by Big MD
Grantet, but now YOU have big problems whit computers.


I wish i could see what's happening in the future.

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:50 am
by elbe
Neurotik wrote: :lol:

Granted, but Xzibit "pimps" it while you sleep. You wake up to find you now have a cadillac inside ur cadillac.

I wish now that i've forgotten to sleep again, i could go through the rest of the day without being tired or collapsing even.
Granted, you collapse odd.


I wish I could get on a do what I mean to do.