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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:12 pm
by Forum
Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:13 pm
by Riddles
wub wrote:Two kebab shops in Slough got shut down a while back. One because they found over 100 health violations within the first 10mins of an unannounced inspection, and the other they took some of the meat away to be analysed and couldn't confirm what it was. Like, there was bits of different meat in it that could be identified, but not one particuar type of meat had enough content to be pointed at and said "this is lamb" or whatever.
sounds lush.... i would not be surprised about them finding stuff like that in brum. some of the food places are so grim, they give you a worse hangover than the alcohol you drink to go in them

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:16 pm
by wub
southstar wrote:Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

When Burger King first bought out the Rodeo Burger I got the shits off those the first few times. But they were only 99p, and proper tasty.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:18 pm
by magma
wub wrote:Two kebab shops in Slough got shut down a while back. One because they found over 100 health violations within the first 10mins of an unannounced inspection, and the other they took some of the meat away to be analysed and couldn't confirm what it was. Like, there was bits of different meat in it that could be identified, but not one particuar type of meat had enough content to be pointed at and said "this is lamb" or whatever.
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This book's a bit of an eye-opener on cheap meat. Actually, McDonalds are incredibly good compared to the stuff that goes into ready meals and takeaways. The most interesting bit for me was injecting cheap cuts of non-pork meats with pork proteins, because they're capable of holding more water and bumping up weights... of course, that's all well and good until you sell your meat to a Halal takeaway... :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:18 pm
by MrAural
wub wrote:
southstar wrote:Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

When Burger King first bought out the Rodeo Burger I got the shits off those the first few times. But they were only 99p, and proper tasty.
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Looks like a shit..

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:18 pm
by wub
magma wrote:
wub wrote:Two kebab shops in Slough got shut down a while back. One because they found over 100 health violations within the first 10mins of an unannounced inspection, and the other they took some of the meat away to be analysed and couldn't confirm what it was. Like, there was bits of different meat in it that could be identified, but not one particuar type of meat had enough content to be pointed at and said "this is lamb" or whatever.
Image

This book's a bit of an eye-opener on cheap meat. Actually, McDonalds are incredibly good compared to the stuff that goes into ready meals and takeaways. The most interesting bit for me was injecting cheap cuts of non-pork meats with pork proteins, because they're capable of holding more water and bumping up weights... of course, that's all well and good until you sell your meat to a Halal takeaway... :lol:

I clicked.

I could not look inside :(

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:01 pm
by cityzen
Unnecessary screaming from children. Buy a Playstation you broke motherfuckers! Kids theses days with their running around and physical activity... :roll:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:09 pm
by hutyluty
Image

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:16 pm
by particle-jim
hutyluty wrote:Image

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah
I refuse to believe that's real, not happening

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:20 pm
by kay
particle-jim wrote:
hutyluty wrote:Image

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah
I refuse to believe that's real, not happening
i refuse to belive that's not real.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:22 pm
by wub
kay wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
hutyluty wrote:Image

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah
I refuse to believe that's real, not happening
i refuse to belive that's not real.
I refuse to believe that you refused to spell believe correctly in your refusal to believe that news story was not real.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:22 pm
by Mehlovich
cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so. :u:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:23 pm
by MrAural
kay wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
hutyluty wrote:Image

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah
I refuse to believe that's real, not happening
i refuse to belive that's not real.
I refuse to believe that one did not refer to one's self as "I".

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:24 pm
by brettheaslewood
MrAural wrote:
wub wrote:
southstar wrote:Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

When Burger King first bought out the Rodeo Burger I got the shits off those the first few times. But they were only 99p, and proper tasty.
Image

Looks like a shit..
actually, going on the sound of my stomach - that looks amazing!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:24 pm
by MrAural
Mehlovich wrote:cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so. :u:
I think you're talking about an allen key.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key ??

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:38 pm
by Mehlovich
MrAural wrote:
Mehlovich wrote:cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so. :u:
I think you're talking about an allen key.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key ??
Exactly.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:44 pm
by cityzen
hutyluty wrote:Image
Buddhism linked to Islam. :roll: Looks like we're next.
Good luck trying to find us, we're all going to be hiding in Buddhisabad! :middlefinger:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:29 pm
by Johnlenham
Mehlovich wrote:
MrAural wrote:
Mehlovich wrote:cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so. :u:
I think you're talking about an allen key.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key ??
Exactly.
2.75 must be almost like a pin! I think 4m is the smallest ive ever needed but yeah its sods law you have everyother size but he one you need!

My face is so goddamn dry! I drink stupid amounts of water, I dont use soap on my face (no7 face wash) and I never clean shave (lowest trim can go) and still after it will dry out. I put moisturizer on and it just burns :corncry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:33 pm
by BNanni
Johnlenham wrote:
My face is so goddamn dry! I drink stupid amounts of water, I dont use soap on my face (no7 face wash) and I never clean shave (lowest trim can go) and still after it will dry out. I put moisturizer on and it just burns :corncry:
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Get this stuff. Absolute skin saver.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:04 pm
by clifford_-
l'occitane after shave balm is the shit....