'A firm of private investigators in Australia has been advertising for a £50,000-a-year 'brothel inspector'. The post involves "partaking of sexual services" undercover on behalf of local councils in New South Wales. The Lyonswood Investigations and Forensic Group in Sydney placed the ad for a 'Brothel Buster Investigator' in My Career magazine. Applicants were required to be unmarried and preferably single, willing to have protected sex with prostitutes and to provide sworn evidence in court.'
Lyonswood operations manager Lachlan Jarvis said the job involved visiting suspected illegal brothels and gathering evidence to prove they were offering sexual services. "Some jobs require the offering of sexual services, some actually require the partaking of sexual services, because it is considered the most convincing evidence," he said. Mr Jarvis said the ad had proved popular with Sydney job seekers. "We had dozens if not more than that apply, it was certainly a popular job," he said, "the perfect job for a male"
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:01 pm
by autobot
One more day of work till Im off to Austria!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:23 pm
by yoowan
the feeling of falling in love with a record on the first listen
scuba - the hope btw
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:42 pm
by bela
seeing nicolas jaar tonight
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:55 pm
by Neptune
Manchester was so good. D Bridge was
Mosca and Ben UFO were sick also. I'm fucked for the next few days tho.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:57 pm
by particle-jim
Was trollimg someone savagely, got bored of trolling so just admitted I was trolling, they didnt believe me and still think I was being deadly serious... Gold
Once they refuse to accept that you're trolling its pretty much open season to say whatever you want, its like being bulletproof but on the internet
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:11 pm
by Shum
particle-jim wrote:Was trollimg someone savagely, got bored of trolling so just admitted I was trolling, they didnt believe me and still think I was being deadly serious... Gold
god mode trolling.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:11 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
Shum wrote:
particle-jim wrote:Was trollimg someone savagely, got bored of trolling so just admitted I was trolling, they didnt believe me and still think I was being deadly serious... Gold
god mode trolling.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:18 pm
by Devry_Kaneda
I have a decent amount of work I could do tonight, you know, get ahead, make my life a little easier.
But I won't!
Fuck that!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:08 am
by particle-jim
Nevalo wrote:
Shum wrote:
particle-jim wrote:Was trollimg someone savagely, got bored of trolling so just admitted I was trolling, they didnt believe me and still think I was being deadly serious... Gold
god mode trolling.
Pahahaha
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:39 am
by brettheaslewood
ultimate bassface
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:52 am
by Riddles
the cats thread
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:56 am
by LA_Boxers
Jon Convex, Wookie, L-Vis 1990 and Ossie tonight!!
Going to have a few drinks for only the 2nd time this year.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:31 am
by say_whut
The Black Keys Brothers album, never thought I'd be into this sort of stuff but it's class. Bank robbery music
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:34 am
by noam
yoowan wrote:the feeling of falling in love with a record on the first listen
scuba - the hope btw
init
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:47 am
by Reese_Liar
Nevalo wrote:
Shum wrote:
particle-jim wrote:Was trollimg someone savagely, got bored of trolling so just admitted I was trolling, they didnt believe me and still think I was being deadly serious... Gold
god mode trolling.
I am assuming direct control
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:42 am
by brettheaslewood
gonna take the rest of my afternoon off, coz im a tnuc and cant be fucked to work when the office has 4 out 13 members of staff in!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:04 pm
by bela
17 year old gets murked by his english teacher in a rap battle
