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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:17 am
by did
granted. but what you mean to do gives you aids.

i wish this sandwich had a little more mayonnaise

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:20 am
by miscreant
DID wrote:granted. but what you mean to do gives you aids.

i wish this sandwich had a little more mayonnaise
granted. but its got fuck all else in it and i'm taking away your bread.

i wish people at work would open their ears to something other than whatever daytime radio tells them to listen to.

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:26 am
by grimesceneinvestigation
granted, they all listen to 500 bpm speedcore and terror and you have to listen to it aswell while they're in the process though.

I wish I find a new job soon

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:11 pm
by rectaldubz
I wish I find a new job soon[/quote]

granted, ure new job is at an elderly home where you mop up rancid gunk etc,
i wish i had a phat spliff in my mouth right now

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:35 pm
by grimesceneinvestigation
granted.
it comes with the company of your dealer's big fat penis

I wish my wishes for this week come trough.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:45 am
by rectaldubz
GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted.
it comes with the company of your dealer's big fat penis

I wish my wishes for this week come trough.
haha saw that one coming,
all of your wish's are granted on one condition, you have to cut DUBSTEP out of your life. :o
i wish i get atleast B's in all my A levels

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:35 pm
by nousd
Granted, except for English, obviously....(plurals don't have apostrophes people, however fashionable)
I'm wishing I had a food taster.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:53 pm
by djelements
SD5 wrote:Granted, except for English, obviously....(plurals don't have apostrophes people, however fashionable)
I'm wishing I had a food taster.
Granted, but you get shot instead of poisoned.

I wish one of my favourite mixes I've done on radio (Drill into Valley of the Shadows) hadn't been slightly out of time.

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:30 am
by grimesceneinvestigation
Granted,
but the again,
no one was listening anyway.

I wish I could hold on to the last few days forever,
and keep my memories on this week as fresh as possible, since I can't reverse time and experience it all over again. :)

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:16 am
by nousd
Granted, you're now a snap-dried pea.

I wish I could afford one of those inverter thingies,
you know, that allow you to hang upside down.

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:33 pm
by the acid never lies
SD5 wrote:Granted, you're now a snap-dried pea.

I wish I could afford one of those inverter thingies,
you know, that allow you to hang upside down.
Granted but you'll be too lazy to ever use it and your belly will continue to grow.

I wish my musical tastes would trickle down to my sister so I wouldn't have to endure any god-awful Kate Perry when I visit.

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:02 pm
by djelements
The Acid Never Lies wrote:
SD5 wrote:Granted, you're now a snap-dried pea.

I wish I could afford one of those inverter thingies,
you know, that allow you to hang upside down.
Granted but you'll be too lazy to ever use it and your belly will continue to grow.

I wish my musical tastes would trickle down to my sister so I wouldn't have to endure any god-awful Kate Perry when I visit.
Granted, she becomes a famous dubstep producer, but she literally shits on you every night.

What the fuck man, I wish that wasn't so fucking weird.

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:19 pm
by step1
Granted, but you become boring, go off Dubstep, and become an accountant.


I wish I actually had some money to spend for once...

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:22 pm
by djelements
Step1 wrote:Granted, but you become boring, go off Dubstep, and become an accountant.


I wish I actually had some money to spend for once...
Granted, but you spend it all going to see these guys live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEIHrnoPGgs

I wish I had fucking fangs

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:07 am
by nousd
granted, yu is now a male leso that fucks with fangs
(but don't fang me yu wierdo)
I wish no more.

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:23 pm
by grimesceneinvestigation
granted, but you have to give in in the process.

I wish concentration problems and biorhythm fractures out of this world.

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:24 pm
by Pada
GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted, but you have to give in in the process.

I wish concentration problems and biorhythm fractures out of this world.
granted but your on a differnt world where that is all there is.

I wish my girl didn't have to go away for a week on holiday :(

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:36 am
by grimesceneinvestigation
granted, but she's only staying because she has a secret crush on someone else.


I wish for more parties covering different "old school" aspects in music, like jungle, uk garage, old grime, rave, ...

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:48 am
by Pada
Granted except the soundsystems don't have subs.

I wish i was a famous DJ, life would be easy.

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:52 am
by pitr
granted, but you'll be playing r&b at studio 54 every night







i wish i had a firm ass :P