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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:51 pm
by syrup
Mixing :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:20 pm
by kay
vishes wrote:Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.
Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:27 pm
by vishes
kay wrote:
vishes wrote:Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.
Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?
:lol: nah, don't think either of us would enjoy that.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:48 pm
by noam
kay wrote:
vishes wrote:Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.
Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?
yeh dont flush it either cos you'll throw the water temp off, and that way the heat from the shower steams the poo scent into the air

steampoo

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:58 pm
by vishes
noam wrote:
kay wrote:
vishes wrote:Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.
Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?
yeh dont flush it either cos you'll throw the water temp off, and that way the heat from the shower steams the poo scent into the air

steampoo
That's why you should never fart when you're in the shower.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:04 pm
by Molzie
vishes wrote:
noam wrote:
kay wrote:
vishes wrote:Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.
Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?
yeh dont flush it either cos you'll throw the water temp off, and that way the heat from the shower steams the poo scent into the air

steampoo
That's why you should never fart when you're in the shower.
shower farts are second best to under the duvet farts

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:06 pm
by Shum
Molzie wrote:
shower farts are second best to under the duvet farts
:z:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:15 pm
by syrup
Molzie wrote:shower farts are second best to under the duvet farts

Liar.







(bath farts)

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:46 pm
by Sonika
I have had ten billion awesome ideas for tracks, but I'm away from my computer, so I write them down, but the next day I look at what I wrote down and I have no idea what the hell it means :u:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:19 pm
by scattybeanhead
vishes wrote:
kay wrote:
vishes wrote:Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.
Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?
:lol: nah, don't think either of us would enjoy that.
my dad always comes in and has a shit while im showering, when i ask him wtf he's doing he uses the "im old and gonna shit myself" line so cant take the risk...
i swear just about everyone in modern britain that has a house has two toilets :(

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:51 pm
by kay
:a:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:53 pm
by ehbes
my iPhone broke

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:51 pm
by spire
Gettin kicked out of where im livin, gonna move in with my dad and grandma for a bit. To offset the negativity im cashing in an old savings bond to buy myself a new laptop, some records, and to fix my car. Dont care if that sounds irresponsible, im fuckin doin it.

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:57 pm
by MixTheVision
gena wrote:My so called date cancelled our evening...
ugh..tough

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:22 am
by dickman69
pens lose 2nd in row, both to ISLANDERS

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:36 am
by ehbes
rayman612 wrote:pens lose 2nd in row, both to ISLANDERS
please, the bruins are tied with the capitals...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:48 am
by dickman69
ehbrums1 wrote:
rayman612 wrote:pens lose 2nd in row, both to ISLANDERS
please, the bruins are tied with the capitals...
i really dont want the capitals to get in the playoffs

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:50 am
by wub
Had to come into the office today instead of working from home for a second day on the trot.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:58 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
come into town to early... fucking wasting time in a netcafe.... not even any good games here

comeon 10pm!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:14 am
by particle-jim
Supposed to get paid today, didnt get paid, couldnt afford train ticket, now im over 2 hours late for work